• Loving
• New Mexico
• United States

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Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 31-48

Hi! My name is Jay. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Loving, New Mexico, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Loving
• New Mexico
• United States

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Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36

Hi! My name is Mike. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Loving, New Mexico, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Loving
• New Mexico
• United States

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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40

Greetings my fellow p.o.fers! Thanks for creepin my profile!! :D So this is the part where I gotta talk about me, butwhat can I say that you have not already heard? This is my deal: ***> I m a guy who really knows what he wants in a girl and I know I have a lot to offer someone. What is known for certain is that I have an awesome sense of humor and know how to make you laugh a lot!!!!!!What I like:-Chocolate and most forms of candy-rollerblading-cats and dogs-summer-hoodies-bacon-video games-being around fun people-beer-animation-strong, independent women-comics-showing affection-dirty, edgy humor-making people laugh-being a dollar store whore lol-hanging out in chapters/indigo-iced tea-reading subtext in situations!! the mind can really wander lolWhat I don't like:-bad drivers-insecurity-people with the disease of knowitalism. there is no known cure!!! :O-winter! humans are not meant to be cold!!-seafood-snobs(I was raised in snobville! I know them well! :P-poorly placed tattoos-flaky people -people that text or spend a ton of time on the phone when you are out with them(if you don't know, I am going to tell you something you should know: it kills a first date!!!-people with no sense of humor- ewww!My taste in music varies, depending on my mood lol. I am particular about what I listen to, but when I like it the sound is usually loud!! I am a fun and straight forward person and I am looking for those same qualities in someone as well. An ideal person for me is between ***that does not take themselves or life too seriously and my weakness is a sweet girl that is easygoing and fun!! The age thing is also just a general range. It is not set in stone lol. I have learned that you never know who you may be attracted to so I keep a pretty open mind when it comes to that kind of stuff.If I had to describe myself using famous people I would say I am part Jason Segal and part Ahnold(say it in his voice, you will laugh! ;) Schwarzengger. Ok well I am going to get outta here because I have probably bored you by now so if you managed to read this whole thing and don't wanna shoot me, well you are just super cool-awesome and deserve a medal!! But I hope you will settle for my attention!! **Some things to keep in mind: -the most attractive thing to me is a girl that is confident, fun and approachableI'm looking for someone that is serious about meeting. I also want to meet someone that likes me as much as I like them.-if you tell me after a few messages that you are not ready to meet or you have been seeing someone else and it wouldn't be fair to him guess what? You are a worthless manipulator that probably doesn't need more bad energy around them. So don't do that and if you are that person don't msg me!-Cancelling on our 1st meeting without an IMPORTANT reason will make me suspicious and make me think you are a flake!! see the previous statement lol. -I don't want to date anyone living far away. Any further than ***minutes by car doesn't work for me.-If you are going to msg me have something more to say than just hi or how are you. Those messages are feeble and by writing them makes you feeble. It shows that you have the social skills of a napkin!! Would you respond to me if I msged you only saying that? The answer is no! So put some effort into what you say!!-in order to show me that you actually read my profile please tell which hogwarts house you would live in and why...? (Can be anyone, alive or dead).*** That's all, now I am off to have some ice cream! :P Not really sure. We could go anywhere and it would be awesome as long as the chemistry is there!!