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JinxOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Jinx. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Goldendale, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JonaOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Ok here I am amidst literally hundreds of beautiful women here on plenty of fish, and all can say to myself is ... Why the **** are YOU here ? It stands to reason that being particularly attractive, would no doubt get you hit on by several guys a week if you go out in public at all, correct ?Why would you put yourself on a site where ( from what I hear from female friends) the guys generally start conversations with phrases like " Baby you so hot, you need to get wit me ASAP" or " send me a picture of your tits" Obviously, subject 1 has never spoken to a female or gone on a date in his entire life.. because me being a male knows for a fact that women, dating and ASAP do not go together. Dates ( for a guy ) generally turn into a standoff situation, involving the guy in his car sending a text saying " I'm here :-)" followed by a response by the potential date saying " I'm running late, be out in a few" ... 12 minutes later, " hey, I'm just making sure I'm at the right house do you see me ?" again replied to by " Just have to put on my makeup and dress, 5 mins tops " ... That's where the sinking feeling in the bowels of your stomach kicks in, every guy knows 5 minutes to put on makeup and a dress is virtually impossible for a woman, even at gunpoint ( I presume.. "just relax and listen to some music" your inner monologue says. Frustration ensues and you turn off the stereo with visions of goldfish and a sick purple beast intended to entertain small children dancing in your head. 2 hours and 37 minutes later.. The date you intended to pick up and take to the fancy Italian place in the center of town emerges beautiful, happy and very apologetic but visibly disturbed by your classic ride. TO BE CONTINUED …. ( you know when I feel like typing again) Something out of the ordinary.
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EanOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Let's be real. You went right to my pictures and I am obviously not a male model. Nope, I quit that world long ago. Too shallow. So I became a secret agent. I at least want expensive cars, cool gadgets and****ails with my shallowness. Sadly that world is not good for meaningful relationships and I have retired my license to kill in search of an amazing woman that can keep up with an ex secret agent who dabbles in the arts of being charming. Since you are on meetville you must be serious, so here are the facts...I enjoy all things fun and awesome. Skydiving? Check. Bungee Jumping? Double Check. Shark Diving? Nope. not yet. (sigh)I can't live without the arts.I am handy with a spatula or a hammer. I open doors for women.I actually read books.Your grandmother will love me.I can charm all pets.I have invented amazing recipes.I can speak things into existence.I actually can be serious.I have many cool amazing details, but being an ex secret agent I cannot divulge them here. You will have to actually send me an *** I will answer any questions you have. Just please don't be boring.PS. I come from an awesome family, have a job and a car, am not a flake,I am trustworthy, loyal and honest, and I will make you smile every single day. I can make anything fun. Try me.