SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Sam
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Sam. I am never married protestant caucasian man without kids from Rocky Hill, Connecticut, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Brad
Online
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I see photo wizards...They're everywhere. I party like its ***. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars.-wrestling.; peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...i rock I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick ur feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for ME and whenever I enter a room, you whistle the theme song to kill bill.
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Odran
Online
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 eyes and ears, 1 non outie belly button....just looking for the same. Finding a woman with a good sense of humor is a must. Life is too crazy to take seriously all the time. I'm big on family and I'm looking for a woman that values family too. My "dream woman" would be my best friend. If you're not a fan of sarcasm you most likely wont be a fan of me. I could write a book here but then what would we have to talk about if you already know everything about me. So just ask away and I'm not shy, I will answer.I almost forgot. I apologize I don't have any pictures of me in the mirror with my shirt off like I've heard most of the guys on here do. You also are probably disappointed I don't have any of me posing next to my car or a car that I'm pretending is mine..p.s. I'm skeptical of the online dating thing and this is my first time trying it. I figure what the heck. We will have to come up with a story of how we met though.supermarket, library, grocery store, through a friend...because I will never admit to it being this =) An Old Fashion Staring Contest.