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BlakeOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Blake. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Sunbright, Tennessee, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Courbn3Online
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-44
Hi! My name is Courbn3. I am divorced other caucasian man without kids from Sunbright, Tennessee, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Ben-OniOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Well to start off with I make much more sense when I'm taking not typing but here goes. I'm quite clever, I am a one of a kind, the un-matched sock you find in your dryer. I think everyone is unique to an extent, don't you? If you disagree with me then you're the only one and et voila! Out jumps your individuality. And that of course just proves my point that you and I and um... hmmm..? Damn it, everyone is unique just like everyone else. Ok so you may be thinking to your one of a kind self "What the hell is he talking about?" And to be honest I really don't know because I'm making this up as I go. Basically, I guess what I'm saying is that there has never ever been nor will there never ever be a person exactly like you in all of the universes vastness. Wow! Makes you feel special doesn't it? It did for me too, right up until a minute ago when I ruined it for myself by realizing that everyone is also like that!lol. I also think life is short so you better make the most of it. If life hands you lemons it's important to not be bitter about it. Why not just go and get some vodka and make yourself a strong drink with it? Problemons? ha what problemons! If you happen to be someone who does not drink alcohol well then maybe you should start. That alone may be your problem. It's a sobering thought isn't it? Comical as that is I have been known to dawn a white T-shirt with the word life in big black letters on the front and back. Then having previously purchased a bunch of lemons from the grocery stores proceed to wander about handing them out to unsuspecting victims. You can't buy that kind of entertainment let me tell you.You could say I also love the outdoors, good people and good fun. I love creating shock in people with a joke that could make Mr T blush. It's their reaction I'm after, watching how they react to it. I think this is close to, if not the best and funniest ways of getting to know someone in a hurry. It invokes such conflict with ones own sensitivities they can't help but give you a brief *** themselves without the protective plastic packaging.If you can't smile even when inside you're rolling around laughing hysterically you definitely won't last to long with me. Lets see, what else is there tell about me. I like to be helpful and do what I can for others when the situation affords me to do so. Like the other day, I was walking somewhere, doesn't matter where because I'm lying but I noticed this wino sitting in front of the liquor store eating some grapes. So what else could I do but say " Woe DUDE, Not yet". Lol Pointing out the forest when among the trees is my way of stating the obvious. Sometimes it needs a new outlook from fresh eyes to finally see things as they really are. It's things like how bombing for peace is a little like f***ing for virginity. Or why do the drive through banking machines have braille on them. What about the saying " A word to the wise"? Well how is there any logic in that statement? I mean really,i if you think about it, doesn't it make more sense to share your wisdom with those that aren't so wise or dare I say idiots. Idiots it is then. They are the idiots that are needing the advice. I know you agree with me, and if not, take it under advisement. These people who are wisedomly challenged need our help and guidance to protect them from things like natural selection, gravity in high places, crossing the road, changing a light bulb, or I've even heard of guys walking into a bar for gods sake. Is it me or are these peoples lives a joke? lol So if your smart or even just a smart ass, share it with the needy is what I say. But,on the other hand, if you have people saying things to you like "careful, don't fall", "why do you want to cross the road" "how many of you is it going to take to screw in that light bulb" or are wondering why you hang out with a priest and a rabi? then perhaps you should re-evaluate whether or not you should be the giver or receiver of any such wisdom. So yeah its important to have a good understanding of gravity, fast moving cars, door-less obstacles and know that it's not always greener on the other side of the road. Having said all that and as good advise as it is, I still can't help but notice that its usually the bad decisions or stupid little mistakes anyone makes in life that always seem to make for their best stories. It's a bit ironic don't you think? Well its hard to say, it would be different depending on who it was I was going out with. For *** she was over sixty years old, I wouldn't take her to chucky cheese now would I? Not after the last time. The only thing I could be sure of would be the sex at the end of the night. The way I see iot is one of two things is going to happen. 1 She is going to forgive me for forgetting my wallet at dinner and making her pay in which case I can do no wrong. or 2. If she is mad and leaves early with some excuse, eg(to wash her hair was a time that comes to mind) then I would find myself all alone at home to foe-fill my prediction for the end of the night with another hand of "solitaire." lol Oh yeah and I make more sence when I'm talking not poking a key oard. Just saying. Now what was I talking about? Oh yeah.................A..ME E HEHE ( you have to sing that part)