SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JeromyOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hello. If you've found this, you are in for a rare treat. Now that you have though, I suppose I owe you a few words about myself. I'll update this as my creativity stops ebbing, but for now I'm gonna stick to the KEYS TO SUCCESS.Hobbies - Knocking over Port-a-Potties, spitting at cars from overpasses, and giving noogies. Aside from that, I like to play golf whenever I get a chance. No lie, I actually improved my game by playing it on the Wii (RIP Wii) and my parents live across town and live on a course, so I go there fairly often to steal free golf. I'd love to tell you that I ski a lot too but it's not true. I enjoy it, but that drive up/down I***keeps me from going nearly as often as I'd like. Dad taught me not to turn like ever and I ski really fast when I do bother to ski. I have a road bike that I would like to use but don't want to be seen in the spandex butt-pad pants. I used to play hockey but only watch it now and oh God do the Avs stink. I like to make jokes about everything and I'm not to be taken seriously. I unapologetically watch TV sometimes (if you don't own one you're probably too self- That, and Breaking Bad and Justified are about the only "current" shows I like...well, Mad Men too. I'll still watch Seinfeld in syndication even though I've seen it again and again...and yeah, Curb Your Enthusiasm too. Goals and Aspirations - I want to somehow unleash my creative genius on the world. I haven't figured out what form that will take, but I know I've got some stuff locked up in my brain that is being wasted by doing spreadsheets all day. Short of that, I guess I'll spreadsheet my way to a CFO job, which is where I should be right now.What Makes Me Unique - I think the internet has taught me that I'm not as unique as I'd like to believe. What makes me unique is that I recoginze that and pride myself on originality. I value originality and therefore cannot stand Family Guy. There's a time and place for regurgitating others' thoughts, and context is the key. It still doesn't make me unique. (I say this fully understanding my headline was lifted from The Simpsons.) I don't know, would getting a real sick pleasure out of watching those corny SyFy movies (like Huge Gigantor Shark Who Eats Planes) make me unique in the slightest? Oh hell no, that stuff is way too funny for me to keep to myself.My Taste in Music - Stuck in ***! When music thievery got to be a huge thing, I was all in. I kept up with it and had a voracious appetite for loads of music, mainly indie rock, but somehow fell off a few years ago. My tastes changed from the hipsterdouche community, there were too many voices telling me what was great, and fewer of those voices were reliable. Anyway, I still love rock and roll (and slipping song quotes into conversation when I get a chance), punk, jazz, Motown, old school country... It will change if I'm not too lazy to do so. I enjoy doing something low-pressure to start. Have some fun! Break into a warehouse and light it on fire, or maybe just something corny like playing pool or mini-golf so you bury the rest of my ego. Maybe have a drink or two, loosen it up.
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ElmoOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Hello everyone!! I'm a self employed home improvement contractor that can fix or build anything!! I work and play hard to get the things I want and have in life.I enjoy all types of music, cooking, reading, working out often, biking, boating, auto racing, playing sports, board games, good conversations, laughter, smiles, star gazing, outdoor activities, spending times with family and friends as well. I'm a nonsmoker, like to go out but prefer relaxing at home at times..sorry not really into bars and clubs. I'm looking forward to getting to know someone and see where things can lead into. Life's too short to spend it without that someone special. I've been divorced for over three years, dated a little and have taken the past year alone to develop myself more and focus on my kids, business and fun! Im NOT on here for casual hook up or such. If you see something you like feel free to send a message...Have a great day. Frank**WARNING**: ANY *** INDIVIDUALS USING THIS SITE OR ANY OF ITS ASSOCIATED SITES FOR STUDIES OR PROJECTS-YOU **DO NOT** HAVE PERMISSION TO USE ANY OF MY PROFILE OR PICTURES IN ANY FORM OR FORUM BOTH CURRENT AND FUTURE.IF YOU HAVE OR DO, IT WILL BE CONSIDERED A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY AND WILL BE SUBJECT TO LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS!!
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ClaudOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Love the outdoors, and going to see live music. I also love to play and watch sports. I love all types of music and movies. I am new to the area and would like to meet people and hang out.