SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
GrahamOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
There you are, sitting on your couch, watching Desperate Housewives reruns, laptop open, browsing through your "matches", getting more depressed with each click of the mouse. You've been on a couple dates with guys who either turned out to be much less attractive than they represented themselves online, who were awkward in person despite their confident and funny online messages, but maybe both.Your phone beeps with a new text message from the needy guy who wants to marry you after one date. Another guy sends you a picture of his****thinking it'll work this time, even though it's never worked for him before. You look at the picture for a second, then delete it. "What.A.Creep."You want what every girl wants: the most awesome guy who excites you, turns you on, makes you tingle inside with every brush against your body. You want to be the envy of your girlfriends. You want to feel like the luckiest girl in the world. ***, you have an entourage of orbiters who awkwardly try to be more than "just friends", and an ex-boyfriend who just doesn't get the ****ing message.All of a sudden, feeling lower than ever, more sure than ever that you'll end up an old cat woman, and you click on my profile. "Hmm, this is different." You can't stop reading, and with each paragraph you wonder more and more what I look like, what my story is, and what color panties I'm wearing. Odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But you sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that you don't even know about.Maybe it is.You decide to send me a message. "Hey how's it goin!" Delete - that's stupid and he probably gets that boring, effortless message all the time. "Hi, your profile interested me. I'm..." Delete. You can't think of anything interesting to send, so you just write "Marry me" hoping it will be unique enough to elicit a response. You close your laptop, turn off the tv, and lean back on your couch to drift off into fantasy land for a while.You imagine the night you first meet for drinks, and how you'll click with me immediately. You imagine how we fall deeply in love, go on vacations to Turks & You imagine how, after finding this profile, maybe, just maybe your life will be complete. You're missing something, and you feel it. Maybe he's "the one". Or maybe I'm an obese, 5'2", balding 40 year-old who lives in his mom's basement. You really never know.Lol... so you are still reading? I hope I made you smile and laugh the whole time. I'm honestly a guy looking a for a girl with a great personality and looking to have some great times as we get to know each other. I have a great career which I love. I have a nice place which I do my best to keep clean and organized. Hey now... Im a guy. Not looking to play games or catch a catfish if you know what I mean. Message me or reply to my message and let's see if we click!
-
TrinidadOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
I suppose it all started way back in my yester years. The idea that I would never live an American prescibed normal life of ***but do whatever it took as a starving artist to live by one's own conviction that creating lasting art was more important than fueling the machinations of the corporate behemoth. Many peoples hidden underlying talents and skills are buried by this beast, looking for others who feel the same. I like daytime adventures. Days are nice because they are less stressed and can end easily soon or lead into evening plans if things click. Little gems of restaurants along the way or stopping by a truffle shop and losing our minds over just how good it all really is.
-
NekodaOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
I am a hard working guy who likes to cut up and have fun but i need a woman who is serious and silly at the same time i mean what am i supposed to say here work construction i drive an old truck i also do camera work and promote jokeslingers comedy tour in my spare time I joined this site to find someone real and all I have found so far are lairs and crazy people so If you are looking for a real man that is tired of games and needs someone real then talk to me but if you post that your drama free on your profile then It is usually a pretty clear indicator that you are not right otherwise you would not find the need to have to say that you are. I listen to a lot of indie rock like, the bravery,and imagine dragons. I don't care what race, creed, or religion,you are. If you need a man that is gonna be there for you, to hold you when you cry, to push you to do your best, to hold the door for you, to bring you flowers for no Damn reason. Then let me know. Cause I will be your huckleberry. If you get the last comment then you will message me. no movies i would prefer dinner or lunch so we can talk and get to know each other