SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ReynaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.
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DeanaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Friendship and loyalty are important to me. I am a romantic, but believe in being practical as well. I don't really know if this is the path to take me to that, "special person." Although, how will I know if I don't give it a try? I don't expect perfection. Just balance and a good fit. Friendship is key. I don't believe you can have success in taking things further without becoming good friends first. I enjoy good conversation and would like to meet someone who has a good sense of humor and gets mine. I enjoy getting to know new people. There's so much out there to learn and appreciate. Some of the choices for building this profile don't allow for any middle of the road options. I am open for a relationship, but I'm not on the hunt for one. I am happy with making new friends on here, however, I will be glad if the right one comes my way. I am a committed mom (1 child) and love working with kids. Every day is an adventure. I'll add more about myself as I'm able/inspired. I realize this isn't a lot to go on, but hey.. get to know me
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AddieOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I am down to earth and enjoy the simple things life has to offer. I am not materialistic. Like to be spontaneous. I hunt sometimes, fishing, tubing, canoeing, walks, storms, sunsets, car shows and just getting out when possible. Enjoy traveling and checking out the Water falls in the U.P. Checking out new places and new things to see. Trying things I've never done before. Plenty of things to see and Trails to travel.Work odd hours and never sure what my day off will be. I like Rock and Country music. Have 3 children that are all grown up but still mean everything to me. I like trying new things in life and going to new places. Enjoy new adventures that life offers. Good Luck Everyone in finding who you are looking for. Something fun!!