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Alyce, 51

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About Me

***I'm editing my profile, again.So here goes.....*My previous profile scared some men*I'm not as funny as I think*After 2 hours chatting on the phone with one gentleman, it was obvious we weren't going anywhere, and he was kind enough to let me know that he thought I was funny for a 'godless communist.' I was a bit offended about the communist part*My dogs are better than men*I'm really a nice person**Shellfish and Sushi - YUCK!* I've had him a year and I love him, but can't keep him because he HATES MY HUSKY. Thanks.*I really do prefer men to be TALLER than me*SHARK WEEK!*I suck at dieting and exercising. Say it with me .. LOVE HANDLES!*Purple is my favorite color*I'm really only 5' ***"*I'd be more than happy for you to tell me I can quit working because you'll take care of me. In return, I'll cook, hire a maid and plan all our vacations. Oh, and other stuff, please ask ;)*My kids are AWESOME!*Don't interrupt me during The Walking Dead or Revenge*I work hard for my money and I love what I do*Line dancing - Wednesday through Saturday is typical in my world*I really need to clean the fish tank*Anything I promise when drunk is void*T-mobile sucks*Disneyland and the NY Yankees rock*I hate typos*I babysit. Dogs. A lot. I rescue too*I'm ugly in the morning*If you want me to shave, you should too*I know how to mow the lawn, fix sprinklers and use a drill*My "check engine" light is always on*I keep a sawed off baseball bat in my trunk for emergencies*Emergencies include getting too "touchy-feely" when I'm obviously not reciprocating on the first date*Snow is not my friend*Wooden cutting boards, knives, pots and plastic cups do not belong in a dishwasher*Yes I will rub my cold feet on you*I cook with a lot of garlic*I snore*That's why I sleep naked

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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