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Alyce, 51

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About Me

***I'm editing my profile, again.So here goes.....*My previous profile scared some men*I'm not as funny as I think*After 2 hours chatting on the phone with one gentleman, it was obvious we weren't going anywhere, and he was kind enough to let me know that he thought I was funny for a 'godless communist.' I was a bit offended about the communist part*My dogs are better than men*I'm really a nice person**Shellfish and Sushi - YUCK!* I've had him a year and I love him, but can't keep him because he HATES MY HUSKY. Thanks.*I really do prefer men to be TALLER than me*SHARK WEEK!*I suck at dieting and exercising. Say it with me .. LOVE HANDLES!*Purple is my favorite color*I'm really only 5' ***"*I'd be more than happy for you to tell me I can quit working because you'll take care of me. In return, I'll cook, hire a maid and plan all our vacations. Oh, and other stuff, please ask ;)*My kids are AWESOME!*Don't interrupt me during The Walking Dead or Revenge*I work hard for my money and I love what I do*Line dancing - Wednesday through Saturday is typical in my world*I really need to clean the fish tank*Anything I promise when drunk is void*T-mobile sucks*Disneyland and the NY Yankees rock*I hate typos*I babysit. Dogs. A lot. I rescue too*I'm ugly in the morning*If you want me to shave, you should too*I know how to mow the lawn, fix sprinklers and use a drill*My "check engine" light is always on*I keep a sawed off baseball bat in my trunk for emergencies*Emergencies include getting too "touchy-feely" when I'm obviously not reciprocating on the first date*Snow is not my friend*Wooden cutting boards, knives, pots and plastic cups do not belong in a dishwasher*Yes I will rub my cold feet on you*I cook with a lot of garlic*I snore*That's why I sleep naked

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Amelia

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    Like most, I am looking for my soul mate but that takes time and patience. I have the time and the patience and am willing. There has to be a physical, emotional and mental connection to pursue. I love being out in the sun, mountains, casinos, short weekend trips will try anything once and love riding. So if you have a bike, I am in. I love animals and going to the zoo is awesome to me. If you don't have a pic, don't worry I won't contact you. I am 5'5 and weigh ***so I won't roll out of a vehicle lol. My pics are recent so yours need to be too. I have a big heart and am family oriented. I am retired from the teaching field but still work part-time for the college. I will be honest I am attracted to bald or very short hair men or long hair men with facial hair. I don't know why but I am. This is so hard Casual...take me to the zoo, meet for a drink, if you have a bike lets go for a ride, something where we can get to know each other.

  • Sherri

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    Right now just looking for someone with common interests..If it turns into something more down the road, that's fine. I love the outdoors, walks, tennis, bowling, shows, movies, fairs, amusement parks, travelling to wherever, out to dinner or staying home with a nice dinner ( I can cook, or we can make something together )and some movies and snuggling. Not into the bar scene, maybe occasionally to see a good band. I'm pretty easy-going, down to earth, affectionate, honest, touchy-feely type, like to joke and be silly at times , can be sarcastic but in a joking way . I like passionate kisses and men who are good kissers (a plus)..Looking for kind, considerate, respectful, honest, a real gentleman. You know the saying " Treat people how you would want to be treated'..I'm a strong believer in that.Also I have 2 chihuahua's ...so you must like to be around dogs.Look forward to hearing from you ;) If not then good luck in your search Somewhere not too loud, so we can talk and get to know one another.

  • Jo

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    I’m looking for someone who can be my best friend, my go to guy, share some laughs, take in a movie, spend some time together and see what we can build. I also enjoy cooking at home while sharing a glass of wine and good conversation. My music taste varies. I enjoy old rock, but I’m a country girl at heart, so a gentleman that can be my dance partner would be great.A sense of humor is a must – who wants to hang out and there is no laughter? Not me! So make me laugh and I will do the same. You will quickly find that I am an easy going, love to smile and friendly. I’ve no room in my life and heart for jealousy or games. Let’s get to know each other and see where the road takes us!Let me also say not looking for just sex so if you are move on please. Have a cup of coffee and talk, have a drink and talk. Something we can do to talk and get to know each other.

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