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Alyce, 51

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About Me

***I'm editing my profile, again.So here goes.....*My previous profile scared some men*I'm not as funny as I think*After 2 hours chatting on the phone with one gentleman, it was obvious we weren't going anywhere, and he was kind enough to let me know that he thought I was funny for a 'godless communist.' I was a bit offended about the communist part*My dogs are better than men*I'm really a nice person**Shellfish and Sushi - YUCK!* I've had him a year and I love him, but can't keep him because he HATES MY HUSKY. Thanks.*I really do prefer men to be TALLER than me*SHARK WEEK!*I suck at dieting and exercising. Say it with me .. LOVE HANDLES!*Purple is my favorite color*I'm really only 5' ***"*I'd be more than happy for you to tell me I can quit working because you'll take care of me. In return, I'll cook, hire a maid and plan all our vacations. Oh, and other stuff, please ask ;)*My kids are AWESOME!*Don't interrupt me during The Walking Dead or Revenge*I work hard for my money and I love what I do*Line dancing - Wednesday through Saturday is typical in my world*I really need to clean the fish tank*Anything I promise when drunk is void*T-mobile sucks*Disneyland and the NY Yankees rock*I hate typos*I babysit. Dogs. A lot. I rescue too*I'm ugly in the morning*If you want me to shave, you should too*I know how to mow the lawn, fix sprinklers and use a drill*My "check engine" light is always on*I keep a sawed off baseball bat in my trunk for emergencies*Emergencies include getting too "touchy-feely" when I'm obviously not reciprocating on the first date*Snow is not my friend*Wooden cutting boards, knives, pots and plastic cups do not belong in a dishwasher*Yes I will rub my cold feet on you*I cook with a lot of garlic*I snore*That's why I sleep naked

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Veronica

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    Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 52-62

    It would be really nice to meet someone at this point in our lives that is looking for romance and companionship as well as spending time together exploring new interests and sharing common goals. I enjoy cooking, being of Italian descent, bike riding, road trips, and all that good stuff..I am a spiritual/Christian woman and meeting someone with the same heart would be wonderful. if I've sparked your interest so far drop me a line and let's see what happens. You only get what you give! A first date can be fun, listening to some music, coffee or a glass of wine, happy hour, something casual to see if there is a little "spark" which may lead to another meet.

  • Marcie

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    Hi, I am a mom, a teacher, and I love school (even for me). I love being a mom, but my son goes to college, and is super busy. He is awesome and we are very close, if you don't like that too bad. I am an extremely busy person and I like it that way. I don't have a ton of time right now, but I think things will slow down soon for me when school slows down, and I get into the groove. Summer, Spring Break, Thanksgiving week, and Christmas is always fun! I can't wait! That is the great part of being a teacher! We work extraordinarily hard during the school year, but we do have that wonderful vacation. I am a very independent and happy person!Oh yes, and my eye color is brown, but I wear blue, or green contacts. Way easier to find if you drop one. I love to travel and usually plan a nice vacation every summer. I also love to dance. I enjoy it so much, I often kind of dance while I am driving. I don't do this when there are people in my car (unless it is my bestie, or my son who I like to make uncomfortable, but I have kind of a long commute and it helps pass the time in traffic. I love to dress up and go out, but I am just as happy to stay home and watch movies. I hope to meet someone who is kind, generous, trustworthy, intelligent and loving. Someone who loves to get out on the dance floor, and loves to travel. Someone who enjoys life and is ready to live it. You must have a sense of humor and be able to be a little goofy sometimes. Politically, I am conservative, so I hope you are too. I can't stand people who yell at other people, or people who are not trustworthy. Sure, I do understand every once in a while yelling at the person who cut you off on purpose, but I can't stand frequent yelling. I have to use the H word here. I hate people who are not trustworthy. That is people who lie, cheat, steal...I am very sorry, but I am not attracted to bald men. I am sorry. There are plenty of beautiful women that love bald men, just not for me. : ***of my best friends only likes bald men. I hope to meet someone fun, and please not too old. I am very energetic, and you will need to keep up.Love all music except for rap and country. Sorry, country rock is okay. Love alternative!If I am not right for you, the best of luck. God bless! Since we don't really know each other from mutual friends, of course it would be some place public. Safety first.

  • Fran

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    It's September ***, I was on hiatus for quite a while.~I have been divorced for quite awhile, I'm in a very healthy place emotionally. I believe that by not being careless with my heart, not jumping in and out of relationships nonstop, I have a healthy sense of what I'm looking for in mate. I'm not desperate, not unhappy being on my own. It is fun to have someone to share a laugh with, a nice dinner, conversation, a walk in the brisk outdoors. I love all kinds of music....rock, classical, jazz, oldies, R&B,contemporary christian, etc. Music is such a gift. Love chocolate, only vice actually ;m. might be a close second.---blond American who speaks fluent Spanish. I appreciate honesty, integrity and someone who can communicate***I believe happiness is a choice, no matter what your circumstances. We have all had some negative things happen in our lives, heartbreak, disappointments, maybe our lives going a different direction than we ever thought--it's what you do with it, that counts. I take care of myself and would appreciate someone who does the same. Really would like to meet someone who really cares about the inner person, also--not just physical appearance. My two sons are grown. I believe in helping others and not being self-absorbed. I am very down-to-earth, a tiny bit feisty not into head games. I enjoy the beach, reading, also walking, hiking, bike-riding and sight-seeing. Thanks for taking time to read "one more" ;) This is not an easy thing to do, and just a little weird--getting online and putting yourself out there, so good for you. I value sincerity and honesty---sad to say, not that easy to come by with online dating. I appreciate someone self-confident but not overly so (arrogant), it's a fine line. I am a christian and I have christian morals and values. I believe the Bible and I'm still fun. I like swimming against the current...some will get this, some won't. I am 58 yrs. old, not 53. I have tried to correct this multiple times and it won't let me. No one seems to believe that I am 58, that or they're just being kind. If you post old pictures, please put also current ones from this year ;) That's all! Oh yeah---what is the deal about "the woman can't live more than 25 minutes away"?--you're not serious about finding her guys! LOL Best of luck to you~P.S. I didn't really like the selections for "personality".P.S. The Ferrari isn't mine....I guess I'll know who reads the complete profile =)- The first meeting is just that, we're meeting---I guess it's important that it be a place where we can converse, hear each other. By the way, I think the salary question on here is too personal, so I just went with what I wish it were ;)

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