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PhishbaitOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-50
Hi! My name is Phishbait. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Marshall, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BrentonOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I've being doing this step by step as my experience on meetville grows...UPDATE ***: To many time wasters, Also girls I think you may want to differentiate fun and good times with the male perspective of fun and good times meaning bedroom athletics ha ha ;-Update: My profile has grown considerably, please don't be put off!, I'm a genuinely nice guy and I don't bite or ***, if your message is heartfelt I'll reply. Xx I'm 40, divorced after 7 years, I have 2 gorgeous boys 3&6 whom I adore more than anything in this world, I miss them everyday they are not with me. it was a difficult transitional period to go from collecting them from school and nursery everyday and spending quality hours with them to seeing them every 2 weeks, heartbreaking isn't the word. Don't run I'm not the typical squaddie type, I trained in Infantry, weapons and tactics, unarmed combat, and as a combat medic. I still have my uniform and red beret if that floats your boat ;- ...having trouble from your ex????? Drop me a message.. ha haI'm intelligent, articulate, polite well spoken, courteous and caring, I have a good but demanding job so my free time is precious to me. Please don't waste it.I have two inks on my right arm but hidden.I have a wild sort of practical joke side to me and can be very witty!I love cooking for people, no jars..all fresh ingredients. I'm allergic to Mushrooms and quorn! I run to keep fit although been slacking recently..oops :-0I've had a few people say I'm arrogant, sorry but I'm not, I'm just up front, honest and straight to the point, I say it as it is. I'm not a liar and if. If that's arrogant then people are *** to be clear, I'm looking to date ladies/girls /females only (sorry boys) from the age of late 20's to ***.! I don't wish to appear rude but if you are out of that category I probably won't reply.Whilst I don't wish to come across as shallow, looks and physique are as important to me as well as personality, yes I'm being picky. I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with so I think I should be. As I said I have to be picky and I'm upfront and honest about it. That's the way I am in life, no hidden agendas no bull shit, just the truth and say it as it is.Messages with just Hi, howz u (eww), alright babes and smileys just don't do it for me as a conversation starter. Be assertive, positive and confident, you may get a response. But if you are out of the aforementioned category you wont, no exceptions to the rules....well maybe for the right one..they are my rules and rules are made to be broken :-/ XxI don't like arrogant people and most of all I dislike smokers, chavs and text speak. Also please no gay men, I've had you guys tell me you can turn me before it is just not me... sorry...well not really, because I'm not sorry for being straight and I don't want an ass hole the size of the Bute tunnels and then having to wear a tampon for the rest of my life eeww!!Also for the ladies who have pointed out I'm brown and not grey, the last ***months I have started to go grey on the side. There wasn't a tab for salt'n'pepper! meetville web designers take note! Changed back to Brown.Pease learn your "were" from your "where" and "wear", also pointed out was "to", "too" and "two"! And "your" and "you're" and "ur" Also "there", "their" and "they're"! That's an easy trap to fall into just like "know" what you want to say not "now" what you want to say!! Having read some female profiles I have to say I'm disgusted to hear that many of you have to repeatedly tell men "no" and also how impatient some guys get when you don't respond immediately, get a grip guys FFS "NO MEANS NO"If you do decide to message me after reading this ever growing profile put Airborne in your message and I know you have read to the end!If I don't reply please don't be offended you're just not for me! Diolch yn fawr.-0Happy fishing, I've got my big rod prepped and ready!! No pun intended!! It's the company not the venue, a drink and a chat
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MartyOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Right, I think you can tell more about someone in 2 minutes of meeting them than hours chatting online ......I am semi intelligent ;-), polite and would like a girl who can be polite and semi intelligent as well. it's not really that difficult is it to hold a religious, political, nonsensical debate into the small hours *** sex cos I can't do sex that late! ..........Unless its a Tuesday or Sunday, I like Sunday sex.... maybe a Saturday!What is there to lose when you think about it....nowt really! If we meet and it doesn't happen then you're due me two glasses of Merlot, I am a modern man who lives by equal opportunities. Equality and diversity is ones main motto! Equal rights for all except Giro addicts.Love a bit of nonsense at the weekend, serious working during the week because those sun soaked holidays are what I live for and they don't seem to pay for themselves!!..... Is there anywhere more exotic?, maybe Rutherglen, Wester hailes, Dunipace? ......ha, try and pick me up for spelling, Ghana maybe?, Deep sea fishing with a plunger even? You can let me know because I wouldn't believe anything I read on here! If we are all so fantastic we wouldn't be single.....author exempt from this criticism :-)ps..cuddly dog pics on request! Snowboarding, handgliding, speedo oil wrestling, fun loving, easy going and daily gym a given,,,,obviously, just want to make me sound like the rest....look a little deeper, that's where the best fish are;-)If you smiled at that then good, plastic people look away now! We can be what we want to be on here can't we?Well, what the hell...