SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CarmarcqbOnline
Man. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-58
Where shall I start. Hmmmm….. Well, after prison (I got out on a technicality) I moved into an old abandoned school bus and sure it took some adjusting but I persevered. I persevered so much that the weight started piling on, first 200, then 250, 300, ***and now I’m at at ***pounds, but…..If my mom makes me a big lunch I can hit ***rather easily. How do I get around you ask? Easy peezie, I saved the money that I earned breeding salamanders and bought a Smart Car, you know those tiny little cars you see running around and I must make quite an impression upon folks as they are always asking if they can take my picture (in the car of course.***of my passions is traveling, I love to visit trailer parks, junkyards and I go to every circus, carnival and fair for the freak shows. Probably my favorite restaurant is Krystal’s where I’m able to take naps on the long benches inside, and an added bonus are the wonderful, healthy menu choices available. I hate to sound rude, but I’m done dating super models, berating me, asking me to bathe, shave and cut my nose hairs. One was even unfaithful after our first (and only) date! I know what you’re thinking, what is a man with all of these attributes doing on here? I’m simply here to help the lonely, the sad and downtrodden (I learned that word from a Pink Floyd song)the ones who are tired of the search and won’t settle for a loser. Yes, even the ones who are just plain bats&$t crazy! I appreciate honesty, vanity, success and intelligence. I do NOT like sarcasm. Just sayin…. If any (or all) of this sounds great to you, why not stop by the bus one evening with a fresh bottle of Tito’s Vodka. How could you possibly lose? Good luck everyone!
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PatrickfomOffline
Man. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-55
Hi! My name is Patrickfom. I am never married catholic caucasian man with kids from Winter Park, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Alexcardona10LOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-43
Hi! My name is Alexcardona10L. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Winter Park, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.