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Ananias
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
First off, I’ I’ Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. So wrong. I’ve got a huge problem. You see, I’ve got this home and, well, there’s no one else in it. Big problem. Not okay. What I may need you . Requirement include: •must be over 19; •not required to laugh at bad jokes, but must have a high tolerance for them; •must love BBQ, as it is the only thing I can cook; •a sharp wit is priority; •physical dimensions are irrelevant; •must possess hopelessly romantic tendencies; •must be patient with a surgeon’s unpredictable schedule; •must have brilliant, beautiful, strong mind of her own. I love comedy, baseball, and beaches...not necessarily all together or in that particular order. I’ve heard my back rubs are as lousy as my memory, so maybe you can help me improve on one or both of those. I love a beautiful woman with a goofy laugh as much as I love a goofy-looking woman with a beautiful laugh. I dance better than I sing, but I sing better than I play sports. I want my lover to be my best friend, my confidante, my rock, and, most importantly, someone to help me with my cuff links (those things are impossible). Cheers to you Just as comfortable as can be.
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Jehezekel
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I am interested in meating new friends and maybe something more down the line. Feel free to contact me if you would like to know more. Hooe to hear from you ! Dinner maybe some drinks.
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Hai
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I thought about putting a shirtless selfie on here. How else will you know how nice my bathroom is and if I have awesome abs? I also thought about putting a pic of my car, but I don't think anyone is interested in my Honda. I moved here about a year ago. I like it so far, but have only recently been able to get out and explore. Any suggestions for things and place? Traffic is also not as bad. Things I don't like. Why can't I find spicy food here? Even the famed hot chicken places aren't very hot. All in all the good far outweighs the bad. Well, I would like to chat more. Send me a letter and I will show you some of my razor sharp wit.