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IkeOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Where to begin... Let's start with 10 words that best describe me:SimpleWeirdMotivatedStubbornFunnyCreativeIntellectualRandomThoughtfulLoyalI work a lot. My career involves a lot of travel and ***hours a week, typically. I've been in my field for 7.5 years. I've probably worked 12 years worth of hours in that time.I'm always willing to help my friends and family or worthy causes. When I set my mind to something, I make it happen. Im one of those people who'd give you the shirt off my back, but wouldn't ask for a sip of water in the dessert. Silly, I know, its just how I am. I believe everyone should work for things they want, but nobody should live without necessity. I try to give to charity whenever I can.I have a great sense of humor. Rarely do I loose my cool. I love meeting new people, but have a hard time dealing with folks who can't form a sentance without swearing.I love body modification and body art. I've got like 15 tattoos (probably 40 hours or 5k worth of work). I have 4 piercings. I'm attracted to women with tasteful, quality tattoos, that can still look clean and professional.I love music. I enjoy reading, traveling, camping, being outdoors, shooting guns, having beers, movies, art, history and technology. Farts will always make me laugh. Never worn a robe. Hate baths. Fear dolls and mannequins. Hate texting. Love written letters and phone calls. Haven't had caffine for 6 months. Love the occasional cigar. Hate ketchup. Hate axe body spray. Anything works. Except skydiving or bungee jumping naked.
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KoleOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I am tired of the bus station dating scene. I find it snobby and pretentious. I want to meet a real person that lives in three, possibly four, dimensions. I am sick of playing games, especially twister. This is because I am colorblind. I enjoy many things like hanging out by my toes, Towers of Hanoi and things that end in -teria or -mania. I don't eat baby spinach, baby corn or any other less than fully developed vegetable. You shouldn't contact me if you do. You monster. Bonus points if you describe yourself as looking like some famous person, use texting acronyms in your paragraph or make a duck face in your photographs. You must have a credit score between ***and 710. Not good enough to buy a rental property, but not so bad that you don't get at least ***pre-Spam is only good in a Monty Python kind of way. Unless you are John Cleese, don't spam me. Personal ads have come a long way, haven't they? Me being the urban planner that I am would suggest that *** finding ways that people can meet online we *** our cities in a way that facilitates spontaneous interactions among strangers. But I digress...I'm awesome. And I bet you are too. I take my career seriously, but I don't take myself seriously. I prefer crunchy peanut butter and I'd rather walk a mile than spend 2 minutes in a car. I'm very active - I bike, yoga, tennis, run and dance. I drink Campari and Fernet (when the occasion calls for) and will send back a cortado if what they gave me is a macchiato (Starbucks ruined coffee for everyone) You are smart, ambitious, independent and are sexy and you know it. You know how to dress and when to spoil yourself. You like to travel, but understand that there's a difference between a vacation and a lifestyle. You are passionate... About life, about people, about your aspirations. You know your worth and won't compromise, even when it's convenient. Under the Sea.