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EloiseOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
&Hey what's up guys?! I Like Hot Cars and Fast Men! Lol ;) Wait a minute... Did I get that backwards??? Or did I?!!! As u can see I'm the Resident Smart Ass and I'm seeking the same. Actually I'm looking for a True Gentleman First and Foremost. I'm looking for the 3 S's... Smart, SeXy, and Sarcastic cuz that's who I Am! 6'4" and above And now You've Really Got My Attention!!! If you're 6'3" I Still Might talk to ya! Lol ;) I do massage for a Living so don't ask me for a freebee otherwise I Will Charge u Up the Horse's Pattootie!!! I workout daily and eat very healthy and need u to b that way as well. Only The Best for The Best!!! Yep, im**** too!!! I'm a shoe and car "aholic". I like anything Italian that ends in an "i" - think about that one and yeah that's what I meant! Lol. I'm looking for a TALL, cool WHITE dude with GOOD Hair, ALL his teeth, (straight white) and a killer bod. That's Right, that's what I Said - U Must b in Shape!!! I don't want jst Anything - I want Everything! But I don't feel bad about that bcuz that's Exactly what I've Got to Offer! In a nut shell : Beautiful Goddess seeking Beautiful Adonis... Is that U?! Lol ;) If u hv a Beer Gut or Man Boobs it probably won't work!... Or if u r pictured in overalls, w a Dead deer in the background or hv listed your body type as "average" / a few "Extra" pounds PahleeZe Move On!!! Fashion Forward is Always a Plus and if you're a gay guy in a Straight Man's body -!! Hahaha ;) For those of you who don't fit into my preferences, please don't get mad and leave me angry messages. I certainly don't fit into the dumb blonde blow up doll category so please just simply MOVE ON. U don't hv to agree w what I Like or Dislike (and that's ok***that's why this is MY Profile and Not yours! Lol ;) There is Someone for Everyone. Everyone is Perfect in their own way and there is Beauty in Everything :) My preferences r just that - not necessarily requirements so if there's something Rockin about U hit me up! :)*** Agave Watermelon Cream Soda RuLes!!! (Fresh Market)... ;) PLEASE READ*** Also, I date Vitamin D ONLY - NO Chocolate Milk - No Offense - it's jst not how I Roll ;)... Oh and in case u guys were wondering - Yes, I'm tryin to hide my glass eye! Lol. I'd tell ya about my peg leg too, but then that wld jst b TMI... Lmao!!! ;) Also, I graduated from Clown School at the top of my class, but I got kicked out of Charm School. Oh well, can't win them all I guess :) I'll leave that up to u ... Jst no Happy Meals!!! I'm not 5 (nor do I eat fast food :)... Also, my Headline is Just a Play on Words - Learn How to take a joke people! ;) I'm Not looking to "hook-up", not looking for an Intimate Encounter, And if you're Married - Stay That Way! ;) ...;) or 40 yr old virgins Pleassse ... ;) ... If u r under 6'2" don't worry I have a midget stripper category for ya! Lmao ;)P.S.I'm Not Mean, they jst don't Pay me to b Polite ... ;)Good Luck to Everyone on the meetville Home Shopping Network ... Even the Sasquatches!!! Lol ;)P.P.S.Because of my Chosen Profession, I'm Automatically apart of the Boy's Club so Pleassse don't Try to run your Silly little games on Me ... In the end, You're the only One who will end up lookin Stupid ... ;) Lmao** Before u msg me PahLease look in the Mirror First!!! If u wouldn't Fukk yourself than chances r I wouldn't either! Real Talk ppl's ;)(Rude + Truth = Dead Honest) If you're offended then yeah I'm talkin to U! I'm sorry in advance, but my inbox is tired of ***pounders) Lol ;)*** No Pic = No Response*** A Word of Advice For those of u who find it necessary to put your hunting trophies on here, Please remember that u r on a Dating site!!! While I appreciate this might b displaying some of your interests there is Nothing that screams Romance by having a Dead Deer in the background or any other Dead animal for that matter. I think I speak for Most women on Here cuz I can Assure u None of us want to see That!!! We r Not in the Caveman days Anymore and we r Not gonna judge u by how much Food u can bring to the Table literally...*** Update: If there's anyone in the Music Biz please contact me as I'm tryna get a friend of mine Signed!!!Recently started dating someone, but If u need a Massage hit me up. Serious Inquiries Only as I work on an Elite clientele and my Pricing is Reflective of that. Best of Luck to Everyone!!! :)(Met mine at a gas station of all places so u never know when or where you're gonna Find LoVe - Be Open ppl's) :)
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MirellaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I think I am better than that. I appreciate it when someone gives me a compliment, but don't call me sexy, I hear that toooo much, try to be a little more creative. I am educated, intelligent and cultured and like the same in others. This does not mean I am stuck up, I enjoy company with most people, just know I appreciate similar features. I have lived an interesting life so far, and would like to continue doing the same. I love to travel and have been to quite a few interesting places, my favorite is still going to the coast for relaxing and getting out on the water. I like everything from a simple dinner and drinks to going to the symphony and anything in between. I have been told all my life that I am a kind, sweet hearted person who is passionant and enjoys friends and family. I like it when a man has something planned out for a first date, when they get to know you then having that surprise is wonderful. You can tell if someone is paying attention to the things they read or tell them and if they can nail a first date then you know you have a keeper!
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BlancaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I don't want a boyfriend, I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I'm the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me. Korea-NY- I would love to meet someone to hang out with. IDK what I want, do you? Maybe we're friends, maybe more, maybe arch enemies, which would be pretty cool too.I should probably state that I am generally only attracted to younger men. Not just for the way they look, but their attitudes, general lack of baggage and POV.And I'm aspirational in my preferences, so if you think that I rate an x, you should be >= x +1. And if x ***= y, then maybe don't contact me. If algebra frustrates you, definitely don't contact me. And if you're a blonde-haired, blue-eyed pretty boy, please do message me. Or any kind of pretty... I'm a 10K-ish runner and I do yoga and pilates, so I'm no lazy chubbo by any means.I don't care how much money you make or what kind of car you drive, I do alright and I'm not impressed by such things. But if you care about those things, be assured, I have an MBA, am a CPA and have a real, grown-up job.I read like a mo-fo, mostly sci-fi/fantasy, just got into graphic novels and I love me some AMC. But GoT is probably my favorite show and book series. I like talking about books, movies and TV shows and I need to be able to learn from you. I want someone to turn me on to new books, movies, ideas and music. I do not like to live inside myself.I'm ridonkulously successful and really like my job. I'm also amazeballs smart and clever. I also like to use words like ridonkulous and amazeballs a lot. I'm a bit of an immature goofball and hope you are too. I insist that our first date last a minimum of 13 hours, how else will we get to know each other? In that time, we can watch the entire first season of something on Netflix, clean my house, have 3 meals, begin AND end an acid trip. We will most likely fall in love and break up in this time, but it's ok, we will laugh, we will cry, it will become a part of us. It's not you, it's me....