SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JimedjrskOffline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-53
Hi! My name is Jimedjrsk. I am divorced other mixed man without kids from Cave City, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MurdanieOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.
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MarshalOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Male 42 St Helens Hello there , i'm Mat and have been single for 7 months now after a 20 year long relationship. I am happy but in need of female company. I am Totally loyal and completley honest as well as fun and spontanious. I am extremley lucky as I do have lots of freinds but of course they are all in relationships so as u can imagine its PANTS !I can go out on my own as I can speak to anybody but im not a fan of going out to find a girl especially when they are drunk. The days of one night stands have gone .....i am not after that kind of encounter it does not appeal to me one bit...infact i would say I like most music. My new favorate band are STILLIA they are a young local rock band (check them out on you tube) they are awsome for such young lads.I watch them everywhere when ever I can. I am described as being a joy to be around and im hoping to find a girl that loves music and up to try new things. I like girls that look after themselves...pretty but not up their own a"$e, i cant stick girls that constantly swear...it aint classy. I love nice hair and love intelligent thinkers. I have always punched above my weight and have been fortunate to have been with attractive girls....my personality seems to work for me ! So if your a bit of a rock chick and like to have lots of fun but can hold a conversation contact me !!! There is so much more I could write but you wont have anything to ask me xxx Thanks for reading I hope you are the one xx Dislikes:Blokes that wear bandannas at the gym.....FFS get a life !!!People that say 'you dont say' after every sentance.....of course they say ...the've just said it .....grrrrr99p Shops (whats that all about !!!) Religion Council TaxPeople that look after number 1DishonestyIgnoranceGirls that wear pyjamas all day and go shopping in them ( eeeeeewwwwwww)OlivesEye lashes on headlampsJealousyGrudgesLiarsBigheadsLikesLive bandsSpontinaetyOpen mindednesCountrysideGenuinessMusicPillow fightsTK Maxx ???Girly girls that like to rockFestivalsReal AleCoffeeCool trendy bars in the afternoonThe morning after the night before with the person of your dreamsTattoosI could go on and on but ive gorra stop somwhere !!!!UPDATE ***I just dont know whats wrong with people on this site but less of the smutt it aint clever, Im here to meet genuine people only, if you think your not good enough let me be the judge I would never say anything insulting and if you think your too good then get over yourself as that is a start to faliure. I dont mean to be harsh but dont look if you have not got the common decentcy to be nice. Im proud to say im loved by everyone that meets me because that is what i give to them. you only impress yourself by thinking you are gods gift. We are all born perfect its just a shame people dont stay that way !!!