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Elise, 26
United States, Kentucky, Williamsburg

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Ok, I've learned that I should start by saying I'm the type of girl that always got along better with guys. I swear a lot, I make inappropriate sexual and racist jokes, I quote the Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, and I just don't do typical girly things other than gossip and whine. See, some people would think that comment was sexist. But, I just like to be silly. It's just my personality. I like muppets and such. I don't see why that's an issue thank you. I know I'm kinda weird, but I'm not weird in a dangerous killer way. For the most part. I don't take myself very seriously, I like to be goofy and inappropriate and make stupid jokes. Like that one about the interrupting cow...but I am a sensitive person and I like caring for other people and helping people solve problems. As well as bust their balls. It would be nice to find someone to rely on, someone that I can go to when I'm feeling the weight of the world and they'll make it go away.I'm a movie buff. I consider watching movies, especially older movies, my main hobby even though my mother always said that's not a real hobby. Psh. I think it's fun. I like a lot of older music as well. From ***s Rockabilly to ***s American Classics. Again, most people don't even know who I'm talking about when I say Frank Sinatra or Nina Simone. But again....I'm kind of a weirdo. You can judge, it's cool. I'll judge back. A lottttt.Soo...ya know just drop me a line....please know who that is. I'm just a low-maintenance, simple girl looking for a nice guy to laugh with and love with. I may be goofy and inappropriate and rough around the edges, but I have a big heart and am so ready to love you if you give me a chance. This site in general isn't going very well. So anyone who just wants to run away I'll go with you. Like now.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Crime
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