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Lakeisha, 27
United States, Kentucky, Stanford

Offline, last seen Sat, 13 Jun 2026 22:10:01

About Me

I dig life. I really like going out and doing things. I feel as though I'm missing so much when I'm in my apartment. I'm a really positive person. However, I am brutally honest and open. That quality gets me in a lot of trouble. Generally I'm awkward and lack social skills that most people find appealing, but I get by. I don't own a car. I haven't for five years. I moved downtown, and take the bus or walk everywhere. I am completely okay with that and don't ask for rides or expect anything. I am an adult, and made a conscious decision not to own things I don't need.I really like sports. Mostly soccer. I follow our US National Team. I travel to follow my favorite teams and someday hope to see a game at Emirates Stadium.If your profile says 'I dont do drama', that means you actually do. Not interested. If you message me with something stupid like, 'YO MAMMA WUZ UR RESUME?' or 'How r u', not interested. If your message contains less than five words, I wont respond unless your profile was well written and piqued my interest. If you are trying to hook up with me, not interested. Apparently I have a penchant for douchebags, please don't be one. I realize that I come off rather abrasive. I am actually really awesome and a lot of fun. However, some men are jerks and don't understand how to treat women. And I know what you're thinking, 'that could apply to women too'. Not this woman. I hate the idea that your past relationships define your future ones. Be smarter than that. Please and thank you. I am chubby. I love my body, but I realize that being overweight is not healthy. I'm a server and I don't own a car. I walk everywhere and eat relatively healthy. I'm no slouch. I'm realistic about myself and I'd hope that you are too. I know all of my downfalls and am working to better myself. I recently joined a gym with my best friend. We try to go five times a week and it is torture, but I do it.I genuinely love who I am. There are parts of my life I want to change, and I am trying to work on those areas. All in all, I am where I want to be emotionally. I've never been happier.I like to KCCO. You should too. I'm a loyal chivette. If you don't know what any of that is... google The Chive and don't message me asking what it is. Cat Saturday is the highlight of my week. You're welcome by the way.My life can be summed up in a quote from Modern Family.;So, dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get?" Phil: "Cats mostly."

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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