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About Me

I'm going to be "Honest": lmao! ha ha! Would this make me the FIRST PERSON in history to ever do this on a dating site? YES! I like being the first so only Virgins need apply, PLEASE, no mo hoes! (Arrrgh! I've GOT to quit falling in Love at 1st site) smh... I have just about given up, so I jest. Here I sit, broken 💓 :***If you're one of those awesome 'lookers', and- you have just tons of money, lighting cigs with it, etc, then you can STOP right here. Why? CausE YOU BE LYING BI ATCH!. You can do better than this so don't be lying, cuzz it won't fly here, not again I don't think. 🤔 I don't ever tell a lie but I will make you laugh. Sometimes even I don't get it... my twists and takes to get and whatever it takes to enjoy what time we have left on this beautiful lil Earth, b4 we go, wherever we go after this LIFE is done with us. P.S. I Love my LIFE so do NOT *** it up! If you suspect you're no fun, forgetaboutit! If the mirror n the wall keeps crackin' when you look at it? Uh, Don't call me, I'll call you, Okay? Great! P.S. Oh I meant to mention I have 1 need: Attractive female wanted IMMEDIATELY, no Joke.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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