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AdrienneOnline
Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 51-61
Let's get this out of the way first: if hanging out with a women who has a sore back and can't work away from home bothers you, please move along. Thank you.I'm back! Moi, Version 2.0...Now...Every year around this time in the colder climes of the world as the seasons begin to change, the leaves fall from the trees and the nights become unbearably frosty, millions of women are faced with the inevitable suffering inflicted by an all too common disorder known as “WTF Syndrome” ie. WTF = Where’s The Fun?!Forced to wear their socks to sleep, their only refuge from the frigid weather involves watching mindless teevee or sad old movies, belting out sappy love songs, crocheting yet another hat for some poor soul, wandering aimlessly through shopping malls, eating too many Oreos (which a study has now shown is more addictive than cocaine!), seriously pondering ordering one of those ridiculous Snuggie (TM) things from the Shopping Network, reading Fifty Shades of Grey to see if it measures up to their past experiences and scouring internet dating sites searching for... well...something more exciting than all of the above.Now you may be wondering how you can pull these women out from under this stifling melancholy that afflicts them so. They will NOT be compelled to join you in the typical winter activities that those who actually enjoy that wretched phenomenon known as snow participate in to make it through the darker months – skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, ice-fishing etc. No, these women are all about staying warm and dry – indoors.So, for less than the cost of what you spend at your local coffee shop in a month, you actually can have a tremendous impact on one of these women’s lives. Your contribution can make all the difference in the world. By just inviting one out for dinner, taking her to a movie, going for a nice drive to the mountains or regaling her with your awesome sense of humour, she CAN make it through yet another winter without succumbing to WTF Syndrome.It’s up to you. Don’t delay. These women are waiting for your call. Don’t disappoint them. Act now. You’ll be glad you did.*************To come to the aid of the shy, introverted woman in this particular profile, you should be: smart, gorgeous, fit, fun, honest, passionate, creative, open-minded, genuine, compassionate, free, affectionate, adventurous, have great energy and know how to communicate.- just 10 minutes outside of Calgary.) Something warm, obviously!
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PaulaOnline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 49-59
What is with all of you guy's and the pictures of you with fish???? I am looking for someone who is more of a gambler than a fisherman...;)A little bit about me...I am a workoholic and I need to find someone willing to distract me. My work is fun stuff...but it shouldn't be life. I don't do drama or lies. Honesty is so much easier to keep track of. So...if you are married...don't tell me you are separated. Being married OR separated I won't pursue either. If your age is not correct...be honest about it. It wasn't a mistake...it was a lie when you signed up. I am not quite sure why anyone needs to lie on their profile unless they set out to be a liar in the first place. And no....I am not a scorned woman by a man's lies. I just don't understand the reason behind telling one. I am conflicted by reason. I am actively looking for a relationship. Focused on it actually. That doesn't mean "put a ring on it". It means I am looking for someone who sticks around for the second or third event....and realizes they like hanging out with me as much as I enjoy being with them. If anything comes from the chemistry we can figure that out together. re·la·tion·shipri'laSH?n?SHip/nounnoun: relationship; plural noun: relationships 1. the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected.I live life with a fun outlook. I live a young life style...so a couch potato might not have too much fun with me. I was recently told I am too wild. Still trying to figure that one out. LOL. Maybe you can help me?I am pretty positive in things (as long as that honesty thing is covered in the process). There is always a solution in my head for a problem.I have been told I am intimidating. That's another one I can't quite grasp. I am confident....but not sure how someone gauges intimidation over beer ;) So if you meet me, and find me to be intimidating....will you please clue me in?I appreciate a good communicator. If you aren't a talker or a writer...find a way. It's somewhat important. They were shot by my friend who is an amazing photographer....during ***degree mid-day sun. I kept it pretty cool dontcha think? I actually had them taken because "selfies" make me think it is so sad that someone has no friend to take a picture for them. This is serious stuff. I don't think you really need to see pictures of me from the 70's and 80's to decide if I am visually stimulating for you today. You do want to see what I look like now...right? Same for me!(update your pictures people!) Your pictures should be current if you want me to become interested in return. We live in a world of technology that allows for a picture to be taken easily. Digitally at that! Please don't give me some shady story that you don't know how to upload a picture, but you can *** Just post the damn picture and be who you are. (And be sure to take off your wedding band before you shoot that selfie!)I added a "selfie" because someone asked for one. I figured what the hell....let me show you my "sad side".Bad issues at a glance....Please do not message me if:***you are looking for a quick hook up***don't have at least one photo on the site...from this decade too!***you are married***you are in a relationship***you can't be honestNeither of us want to witness the outcome of a bad decision, so just be honest and think before you message me. I have an issue processing lies, so I really prefer the truth.added ***:I just had a long time friend discuss the whole intimidation thing with me a little. He said it seems I don't need a man to do things and help me. You guys need to feel useful...and needed. I get that! My friend's vision of me couldn't be further from the truth though. I have wished for someone to partner with me in life for years. I guess I need to learn the art of asking for help and not being so independent. Too many years alone and surviving has caused this I suppose.So be patient as I release the reigns. I could use a partner to help me...truly.And thanks Jim for being a good friend :)Now...it's up to you. Message me if you have interest. Feel free to ask questions if I missed on something. And get prepared...because I may ask a few myself!Disclaimer:Notice: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. Let's not call it a date...Let's meet for coffee or an adult beverage and be face to face and talk....after we speak on the telephone or *** few minutes.I won't just meet a stranger unless I have communicated a little bit.Visual stimulation isn't the only part of chemistry necessary in building a relationship...at least for me.And if you would like me to take your picture for the site...just ask."Selfies" make me feel so sad.
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DeanaOnline
Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 51-61
Looking for a Good Hearted Man.that has balance and values (No stuffed shirts or ultra conservatives please !!!!) . ....., ..)bond fires at night, holding hands, star gazing, weekend drives, the quaint little places out east, visiting the wineries, gardening, fishing, boating, travel, spending time with friends and family and sharing a nice bottle of wine, movies, last but not least Kissing.... I am also a dog, cat and fish lover..but sadly do not have any at this time. I am friendly, easy to talk to.with a good sense of humor.and flexible. Not conservative or a wallflower, so if you are looking for the quite demure type we wont mesh.. !!!! .Life is way too short....I am here to make the very best of it that I can and hope you are too...I love the smell of coffee in the morning, fresh cut grass and the ocean!!! .What else would you like to know about me.? send me a message.....thanks. P.S.I will respond to your message within a reasonable amount of time, which may not be *** dont be offended, I am just busy. I am up for most things.....depends on the day and time....