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RyanOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Ryan. I am separated other caucasian man with kids from Danielsville, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AllysdairOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
***************************************************** MESSAGE FROM meetville ******************************************************** This profile has been reported to be highly addictive. Proceed at your own risk.****************************************************************************************************************************************I knew you would take the risk!...Last chance... If you don't like sarcasm hit the 'back' button now!When filling in this profile I was a bit disappointed that it only gives you the option of picking one answer per question. Clearly for some there are numerous possibilities, not least the 'describe your personality in one word' bit. I could have easily picked a load more off that list, such as: adventurer, animal lover, artsy, daredevil, hedonist, hippie, intellectual, rockstar, sapiophile...etc (NB: list is not exhaustive and one of those mentioned is a red herring). Additionally the fact I've ticked 'wants a relationship' makes me cringe a bit, as it sounds a bit needy, but I figured then I'm less likely to come up in searches for those looking for 'illicit encounters' So as you might have guessed I am a very active, youthful, thinking man who has both sides of the brain working full blast. I am interested in virtually everything… travel, music of all kinds, books, food, restaurants, art, movies, etc. But hey, if it’s not fun, I’m not going to do it. Fortunately I am pretty easily entertained so there are a lot of things that qualify ...but hang on a minute, not so fast. Don't go assuming that you've got me pegged by now. Yes whilst I will agree that I am easily distracted by shiny objects, I'm also equally at home in mud. I take pleasure in the simple things such as nature (and quantum theory).I pride myself in my accomplishments, and continue to be success-driven. My work affords me the free time to pursue other passions in my life and to set my own hours. When the volume-knob of life is turned all the way down I like to snuggle up by the fireplace with someone special under a blanket. Or when the volume- Basically: You better love to have fun, or we won’t get along...and now for the bit you've all been waiting for...The Bloke's Translation Guide to Dating Sites»Thin - AnorexicThick - FatAverage - Fat like everyone elseA few extra pounds - Fat and delusionalCurves in all the right places - And in all the wrong onesNot too fat and not too thin - Too fatTake care of myself - Fat and vainAthletic - I am or was at one time a man."I'm tired of the bar scene" – Somehow being drunk and easy is not panning out"I love sports" - I will suffer whatever you want to do on Saturdays so you'll think I'm cool and don't worry, I'll bring this up when I want to go watch chick flicks at the cinema"I can go out on the town, or a quiet evening at home" - I stay at home until someone pays to take me out"I like a man in uniform (military)"- £400,***would be awesome if you died!"Looking for someone secure" - You'd better have money"Looking for someone who has goals" - You'd better be planning to get more money"Family is very important to me" - Be prepared to spend every weekend and holiday at my parents"I can cook" - I can operate a microwave"I'm intelligent" - I can spell most words and believe that equals smart"I'm articulate" - I never shut up"I enjoy a good debate" - I never, ever shut up, and I yell"I write poetry" - And I'm going to make you sit through every excruciating word of it"I love to sing" - And I'm going to make you sit through every excruciating word of it"I'm not into playing games" - I'm stupid and have been easily manipulated"I hate liars" - Because I can't tell when they're lying"If you're just looking for sex, keep looking" - I hate men, and therefore sex, but need someone to bring home a paycheck"Looking for a man who knows how to treat a lady" - Be prepared to do everything for me"Handyman a plus" – I break stuff and have a crap car"I'm a vegetarian" - I'm a self-absorbed hippie and logic eludes me and I will save the cat before telling you the house is on fire."I'm a country girl looking for a country boy" – I adhere to very sharply defined out-of-date gender roles"I like to spend time outdoors" – Sometimes I open a window"I like to have fun" – I am an idiot... Who doesn't like fun? It's fun. Why would you write that?"I'm up for anything" – I expect you to come up with ideas"I like long walks on the beach" – It looked romantic that movie I saw onceFinally... if youve taken any of this personally we probably dont have the same sense of humour so please don't message me... this would probably be a good thing for you since I'm like that guy your mother warns you about. However, if you’re still reading then you never know we may just be a match.PS: About what I’m looking for: I will not make a list, because I do not fall in love with a list of attributes, but with a real person whose aura and character resonates with me. What I’d really like to find is more than a pretty face that I can actually connect with on a deeper level. What matters most is how we make each other feel, the excitement, energy, passion, tension, and simply enjoying each others company. Rare, I know, but for my myriad of shortcomings, I am what some would call “delusionally optimistic.” ...Anyways, I just want to hang out casually to see if there is some chemistry between us ...that, or potential for a friendship. I’m fine with either outcome – or neither. Maybe I’ll meet someone special online – maybe you will, too. who knows! PPS: Since I understand ladies here must be totally overloaded with messages, I rarely initiate any conversations first. If you like what you see/read, send me a quick message with why you think we would get along well, and we’ll take it from there. Sorry if I take some time, I try to reply to everyone :-)PPPS: “Everybody dies, not everybody lives.” — I love that quote, but have no idea where it’s from ..50 points to anyone that can tell me!PPPPS: Don't forget, never trust a goat, seriously just look at one, you'll see what I mean ;-) I'm going to trip you up whenever you walk in front of me, i'm going to stare into your eyes like a weirdo, I want you to hold the doors open for ME, and whenever I walk into a room I expect you to whistle the theme tune to Top Gun
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SamsonOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
To sum me up I like half-pipes, differential equations and good design all just as much as a shot of spiced rum. Southsea feels like home now but I'd quite like to meet a nice looking girl who can enjoy my company and put a sock in my mouth when I say things I shouldn't! I have a soft spot for anyone who can paint (because I can't) and who wouldn't mind cooking me dinner... hmm...On the to do list: - Become a Ski *** something impressive- Learn to Dance properly-- Play the Saxophone- Read War and Peace- Fill a jar with penniesCurrently obsessed with:- Armin van Buuren's Music- Cadence- Drawing- Spread Betting- The new Motorbike- NespressoP.s. I have an IQ of about ***and the social skills of a 16 year old so if you're looking for average Joe you're on the wrong page. (I'm more like Joe 90!)P.p.s Beware, I'm a pedant when it comes to apostrophes! Sit down grub with a bottle of wine, followed by a shouting match in a bar and if the moon is in it's seventh hour, your guess is as good as mine!