SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Gabby
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
With my job taking me all over this world, its hard for me to meet an awesome girl. Overall, I'm looking for someone to spend time with, whether hanging out on the couch watching movies, night out on the town or going on trips. I'm easy going, loyal, and a guy that likes to have fun. I enjoy all kinds of music as long as it has a beat.
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Boaz
Online
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I'm not going to write how awesome I am in this "self-hype" box. This is the Internet, but I do apologize to everyone out there for not posting douchebag pictures of myself flexing shirtless in the mirror. This place is a zoo...fortunately most of the profiles on here are a laughable joke. Apparently every dude here is athletic, funny, and has no drama. Damn!And I will also say that I give respect to the ladies on here! After hearing awful rumors about how bad the male fish were on here, I had to do a little "science experiment" with a fake female profile to see what it's all about. A few observations:-Men have absolutely no idea how to talk to females-I've lost complete faith in humanity-Apparently all of them have at least a bachelors degree-They think a combination of being materialistic and narcissistic will actually charmMore to come...Best of luck to everyone! Jäger bombs, streaking, and steal a cop car..............or Hooters
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