• Westminster
• California
• United States

Online

Man. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 39-56

I'm going to be "Honest": lmao! ha ha! Would this make me the FIRST PERSON in history to ever do this on a dating site? YES! I like being the first so only Virgins need apply, PLEASE, no mo hoes! (Arrrgh! I've GOT to quit falling in Love at 1st site) smh... I have just about given up, so I jest. Here I sit, broken 💓 :***If you're one of those awesome 'lookers', and- you have just tons of money, lighting cigs with it, etc, then you can STOP right here. Why? CausE YOU BE LYING BI ATCH!. You can do better than this so don't be lying, cuzz it won't fly here, not again I don't think. 🤔 I don't ever tell a lie but I will make you laugh. Sometimes even I don't get it... my twists and takes to get and whatever it takes to enjoy what time we have left on this beautiful lil Earth, b4 we go, wherever we go after this LIFE is done with us. P.S. I Love my LIFE so do NOT *** it up! If you suspect you're no fun, forgetaboutit! If the mirror n the wall keeps crackin' when you look at it? Uh, Don't call me, I'll call you, Okay? Great! P.S. Oh I meant to mention I have 1 need: Attractive female wanted IMMEDIATELY, no Joke.

• Westminster
• California
• United States

Online

Man. 77 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: woman. In age: 55-81

Hi! My name is Allanricd0. I am divorced catholic asian man without kids from Westminster, California, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Westminster
• California
• United States

Online

Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-39

Hi! My name is Dan03S. I am separated spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Westminster, California, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.