SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ParisOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I\'m pretty simple. I\'m easy going and I enjoy having fun. Don\'t really enjoy the bar scene. Looking for someone that is interested in cars maybe could teach me a thing or two about them.
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LaurettaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I guess I am not typical of a woman my age.....I am not looking for the white picket fence...I want someone who is willing to invest as much as I am in a mutually satisfying pairbond...not looking for a signer on a mortgage...not to say that I don't want commitment...but actual dedication to spending time with me is what counts...I'm not really out going...unless I am exiting a building. I usually have a book nearby, and I am not afraid to read it. I like all kinds of music from Joan Baez to Gin Blossoms to Slipknot to Harry Connick, Jr to Tchaikovsky to the Foo Fighters. I am a published poet, short fiction writer and photographer. I like to paint and to make objets d'art from found items. I enjoy road trips and cooking and urban hiking. I like picnics and poetry and cemeteries....I will often combine the three. I like coffee and old bookstores...nothing smells better than an old book... I watch superhero movies and cartoons and porn...sometimes I watch pornographic superhero cartoons. I can be a sophisticated redneck. I live for wit and sarcasm and a dry sense of humor. I love a great writing *** learning about serial killers.I am looking for a companion and partner in crime. Someone to laugh with, go for walks, try new restaurants with...someone who is cool to hang out in jammie pants all day playing X-men vs Street Fighter and eating cereal, but still be willing to go to an art show if the occasion were to arise. Artistic is a plus, but an appreciation of art is a must...great sense of humor and ability to make fun of themselves as well as others because my acidic life observations have no limits...must be confident and secure and be able to hold a conversation with me without busting out a dictionary. Message me if you have the right combination of sensuality, intellect and goofiness... Coffee...always coffee...I want a chance to see if the date is worth the commitment of a hamburger...
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HannaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
No neediness, no craziness, no unhealthy attachment, commitment or obligations. No *** There's nothing worse than waking up knee-!?! HOLY CRAP, Batman!!! As long as we are breathing, we have time to get it right. So let's have a good time getting to know each other, and make mutual decisions from there. I'm level-headed. I have a good time with my friends. I don't need you, but it would be nice to have you around--as long as we make each other laugh, build each other up. I know you are happy without me, but together we make a great team. I don't want to make you miserable, I prefer that cute grin you get when we're laughing at or with each other. I laugh a lot, especially at myself. It's safe to assume, from time-to-time, I will also laugh at you. I hope you laugh with me (or at me). It's cheap entertainment and there is a danger in taking yourself too seriously. If you don't get that statement, or disagree with it, we probably won't get along. We all have deal-breakers, right?If we hit it off, it won't be a financial agreement. I've paid my own way in this life, I have zero desire to be the hole where all your money disappears, but can we agree that stinginess is an ugly character trait?I walk funny, and that doesn't mean my shoes tell jokes. I walk with crutches, and I would not want to hide this from you, even if I could. I have faith that you are a strong enough man to handle that detail. However, I can't help you if you don't take the time to read the profile. Cliff Notes, anyone:) Some of the best dates I've been on have been improvised. I love anything to do with the water. A cup of coffee or a few drinks in good company is great too.