SIMILAR PEOPLE
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NorbertoOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
Ahhhh..... rested, refreshed, relaxed, and extremely tanned.Wow, tried to update my profile and it wouldn't let me until I picked a one-word description of my personality. Really? You could write a Masters-degree thesis on my personality and not scratch the surface. Okay, hedonist it is. Well, the nice-guy thing hasn't worked, so I will make my profile as jaded as most females on here. I would like to find someone, much like all the others, who would like:1. Being unemployed, or would be willing to quit their job,2. Likes sitting on the couch, complaining that I don't clean the house after I come home from work, or that I don't make what you want for dinner,3. Whine about making love, even though you will gladly tell me I'm the best you've ever had,5. Would be willing to leave me for my best friend, because he's "more sensitive to my needs",6. Would be happy to physically abuse me, yet happily get a PFA on me because I restrained you after your 5th punch and trying to burn down my house,7. Thinks that I have a really, really big WALLET,8. Would gladly take up golf or anything else I enjoy, as long as I pay for it,9. Would be happy living off my money/work/life savings.CHRISTMAS UPDATE: Christmas wasn't nearly as fun without a girlfriend... however, I also didn't get a 3-page letter telling me what was wrong with every gift either! Pluses and minuses...Spring update: Every LTR I've ever been in, the female insisted on having a garden. Now I have a ***square-foot garden thanks to all my ex-garden-helpers. Big enough to winter a ***So I ask a long-time farmer and gardener a question...ME; "What do you use for weed control?"FARMER; "I normally use a hoe." ME; "I can't, I threw her out last year.".. except while cleaning today, I found even more left-over candle wax from when one of the above psych-jobs threw a lit jar candle, trying to burn down my house. Candles aren't romantic when used as flaming bombs.Now, for the standard narrative that I read from most of the females on this site... I don't want any gold-digging, unemployed, toothless wonders who are addicted to any substance. Similarly, if you don't ever want to make love, unless I get you drunk, don't talk to me. If your idea of a great life is using me as a "Sugar Daddy", go away. I have a dog, I don't need a female that I have to house, feed, clean up after (strange, I don't have to do that with my dog), entertain, and have to put up with estrogen-driven histrionics (my dog is male, and un-neutered, lucky bugger) or psychotic/schizophrenic-driven drama. If your kid(s) have any of the above problems, I'm not interested. I can drum up enough excitement in my own life without having to deal with yours.If you'd be happy with the above, don't bother reading anything else. I'm the man for you. If you don't like the above, read below...Now for my un-emcumbered description, for those that made it that far....I'm a 51 year-old law enforcement officer. I've been divorced for 14 years. I've been in a few long-term relationships since then, but really haven't had any luck finding someone with whom to spend the rest of my life. I am financially secure, own everything I have myself (boy, do the bankers hate me!), and live only with my hyperactive dog. My only child just graduated from college with a BS in Nursing, and has her RN license and has two jobs. (UPDATE; She just bought the house next door to me! In exchange for my slave labor, I'm allowed to sneak over when she's not there and illegally trespass to use her swimming pool.) I enjoy lots of outdoor activities, have three boats, and since I don't always go with the flow, I have a Kawasaki Mule *** a 4-I'm also a Firefighter/EMT for my local volunteer fire department and I teach fire and EMS classes. Yes, I'm dedicated, when the pager goes off, I go. That's my thing, it's not going to change. I'm also a really, really good cook! I'm not kidding! I really do like to cook and enjoy making new dishes. I don't bake though, so your sweet tooth is on it's own.Feel free to contact me, even if we don't "click" we will both have made new friends. And one never knows what will happen when meeting new people!A few people have contacted me about the top part of my profile narrative, asking if I'm still carrying all that baggage. I'm pretty gunshy, since everything up there is true... but it's far enough back in time that I really see a lot of humor in all I've gone through. No, I'm not a woman-hater... just cautious! A good first date is meeting in a neutral place, for coffee or a drink. However, since I'm quite flexible, if you'd rather do something else, just let me know! If you're a golfer, a quick nine is a lot of fun and a great date. Even better, how about a romantic weed-pulling session in the garden? Nothing says 'this one's a keeper' like dirt under your ruined fingernails!Some of the guys at the fire department came up with what I should try on a first date; we go to a quiet furniture store. We stroll hand-in-hand down the aisles, admiring dining room sets, couches, and dressers. While we browse, I can get an idea of what kind of furniture I should buy so you can take it. If we're hitting it off well, maybe we could go test out a mattress, finding the one that is the most comfortable for you, since you'll end up owning it. At the end of the night, I'd present you with a small memento of our first date together... an end table or lamp probably. We part, knowing that we both want to see each other again. I want to see you again because I'm an incurable romantic; you want to see me again because you know you'll be able to furnish your next man's house with my furniture! Just kidding, honestly!
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MohammedOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
Like to be around people who are full of life and friendly. Making someone feel good when they are with me. The women I'm with i want her to feel special., Can be a big teddy bear, think you will agree.(Sunset,Fishing, outdoors walking on beach) Hopefully that special lady is out there and willing to take that chance. Love spending quite time with that special person, want someone who can relax and enjoy life. Life is to short not to let loose when the time calls for it. Fake boobs please do not response. to each as own. Don't want you to think i am ass, just want it all real !!! Any place thats quite where we can talk.
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DriskollOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
I am a bighearted,passionate guy who is looking to have a relationship with someone who wants to smile and laugh with me!!!If you want respect,kisses and told you are loved everyday,I might be the guy!! I have a beautiful 12 yr old daughter who is my world!!!Also I have a spoiled little poodle I got in the divorce...........I love life and would love to share it with someone...I'm good at sitting on the couch and holding you or I'm love going out to eat,listening to live music or eating out!!!Any questions ,feel free to ask My ideal date is to have no first date pressure and just relax and smile and get to know each other!!!!!!Laugh and Smile and Enjoy each other!