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Marty
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
im a 29 year old single mom of a 9 year old son, I enjoy the little things in life like fishing, camping, bon fires, and cold beer and lazy movie nights at home. Im an honest laid back smart ass. I am shy at first but open up after I get to know someone. I am over the party every night club scene, but will go to a local bar every now and then. I don't lie steal or cheat looking for some one who holds the same morals as me. I have been single for over a year now and am ready to find some one to enjoy the little things in life with. Im very close with my family and believe that a man should still hold the door open for his woman. If you want to know any more ask me and you will know. I'm up for anything not so much the movies for a first date how can u get to know someone starring at the big screen.
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Pearlene
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.
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Orlenda
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
1. If you wear jorts, don't talk to me. (jorts= If you wear flip-flops with socks, don't talk to me.3.If you have a picture up with a woman in it, don't talk to me. (its probably your girlfriend. or your wife.)4. If you are going to start talking about sex in the first 5 minutes of our conversation, don't talk to me.)5. If you have a picture with a kid, don't talk to me. (its probably yours.)6. If you don't have a car, don't talk to me. (I'm not coming to pick you up.)7. If you don't have a JOB, then you need to get off plenty of fish and start trying to find one. (Wendys and ***are now accepting applications.)8. If you don't speak English, then don't talk to me. (I'm not trying to be Rosetta)9. If you have no intention of moving out of your mother's house until marriage, don't talk to me. 10. If you don't take your aviators of indoors, then don't talk to me. (you are not a celebrity. and yes your sh*tdoes stink.)11. No, I don't work out all the time, in fact I don't really work out at all. And I'm probably not going to work out with you. 12. If you're divorced, then don't talk to me. (it probably wasn't her.)13. If you are old enough to be my dad, then don't message me.)14. If you have a nasty vagina beard, then don't message me. 15. If you have really nice car, but you live in a dump, then don't message me. (priorities people.)16. If you don't wear deodrant, then don't talk to me. Obviously you're not SURE. 17. If you have stank breath then don't talk to me. Gum and mints are readily available at your local convenience store. Or you can get the multi-pack at Costco. 18.-cruisers (aka velcro sandals or brown mandals) then don't talk to me. You are not walking through the desert. 19. 20.If your profile education says Graduate degree, when the only thing you graduated from was high school. The profession of car washer gives it away. 21. If the pictures you have posted are from 10 ft away and blurry, then don't talk to me. You obviously don't think you're cute so why would anyone else? Confidence is sexy. Anything fun.............