SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Meta
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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Synthia
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Hi there! I'm originally from Timmins.. I'm going to school to be a flight attendant or work in the airport so I can get cheap/free flights around the world. My biggest goal is to travel the world as much as I can while I'm still young. In terms of music, I'm a huge fan of every genre. I'm mainly into country music though. I'm also an animal lover! That's all for now if you want to know more just message!-J Whatever we feel like doing.
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Reena
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I love to sing and take pictures.I have a degree in Sign Language Interpreting and Deaf Studies.I'm a very honest person, and at times very blunt.I'm a child at heart but am more mature than most when I have to be.I bought a Furby... yes, a Furby! lol (Just before the new ones came out. Gotta love eBay),I like to color. I'm a bit of a Tv addict. But it's not just Tv in general but specific shows.I looove playing board games and cards.I collect monopoly and other themed board games.I'm a Halloween fanatic.. My costumes ROCK every year! You may think I'm exaggerating but if I ever show you the pictures you will understand immediately.I love Scooby Doo... but the originals, not a huge fan of the new ones.I did not grow up with Nickelodeon.. So I'm slightly clueless about some of those shows.I loove (the old) Cartoon Network. Aka the current Boomerang, except I don't have that channel =(I've been through a lot in life and am not at all judgmental. I have a type when it comes to guys.. but often don't stick to it.Big fan of dark hair. Not so much on blondes.. buut there have been a few exceptions.My experiences have made me grow as a person and I read and understand people well.I can almost always tell when two people like each other (when it's not obvious) except when it's someone liking me. When it comes to music I like a little bit of everything.I have a tendency to be just a tiny bit sarcastic.. =DAt times I have the mind of a 16 year old boy, my mind goes straight to the gutter.I love the outdoors.. If I had the time, place, money, and people to do those things with I'd definitely change that.I think I've run out of random things to say about myself, at least for now.I'm not the best at describing myself, but ask me whatever you want and I'll tell you.Except "tell me a little bit about yourself" or "What are your interests" I should say, ask me specific questions and I'll tell you = ) I usually leave that up to the guy.