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KitOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
*** have a morning ritual ... I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I like to stop the microwave at the very last second so it feels like I defused a bomb. Also, I like to cook minute rice for 58 seconds to be rebellious . I listen to "; I don't stop at stop signs in parking lots. I answer blocked phone calls #yolo I can be confrontational in public if someone is acting a fool- like a sheit parking job. Now *** becoming angry or flipping someone off, I just give them a thumbs up and say " no no, you did a great job parking sir, you totally earned a gold star on the board ". Its my debt to society. If you send me a message that says "hi" or "I want to sit on your face" , I wont respond, even if there's a FIRE! Oh, and once upon a time a Tranny (picture Juan the maintenance man with make up and a 5 o'clock shadow) was tryna holla at me on here. Just to clarify, I am here to find a woman, and not a variation of one. Shout out to Juan, thanks playboy! I recently bought some bear mace to protect my anus from any sort of penetration. " she's got a big booty, so I call her big booty girl" - Barrack Obama ^ thats deep * physical attraction is important . I place a high importance on my health and fitness, therefore its important that you display that effort as well ie average/athletic body types.* Ill bring my rape whistle and meet you in a well lit area in public . No exceptions!
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JaiOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I am a fun laid backed person who enjoys hanging with friends and family. I love to laugh and make others laugh.. I try to have goid time with everything i do so most if the time i can Find the good in ppl and things I do when some May not...I have 2 beautiful/handsom, funny,smart,and awesome children that mean more to me than anything in the world that obviously take after me LOL..my goals r to give them a chance to succeed and just have an all around better life than i did growing up..... I like all types if music... I would hace to say my facorite is rock ( old and new)... Im pretty sure that covers ecerything but if u think there could b more all u have to do is ask Im a pretty straight forward guy I figure theres no reason to lie if u dnt like how i am, what i say, or what i do then were probly not meant for eachother... Hope to hear from ya soon ;)
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GawainOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I have three year old daughter that means the world to me. i'm a guy who likes to be active. Whether its playing a sport or just out and about with friends and or family. I like to be inside on some nights and watch some movies. So if you know of any good movies and would like to enlighten me that would be greatly appreciated. I would like to find a match that is not afraid to get down and dirty outside but can also dress up like a lady. Someone to have a beer with me when i go to sporting events to cheer on the home town team. Looking for someone to explore new things and trying to find someone to show me new things that are out there and for someone who is willing to see some things that I have to offer. I love to Travel. I also try to work out and keep healthy. Also like a person whos goal in life and know what there looking for. Im finishing up my master degree in criminal justice right now. Something new and very exciting!