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Lonnie, 52

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About Me

I’m a freelance writer who honestly believes we're just artifacts of the random motion of sub-atomic particles. Unfortunately, i've found that this belief is of only limited utility when having one’s prostate examined or answering the question “Do I look fat in this?”I’m passionate about ideas; interested in almost everything. I can talk intelligently about things I know absolutely nothing about. Except hockey.’s knees were still good. I’m open to new ideas, activities and experiences. When not checking ten times to make sure the oven’s off and the door’s locked, I have mastered a zen-like calm.Much to my surprise, I have discovered that I actually do suffer fools well. This means that I will be able to get along with those friends of yours that you’ve had so long that you can’t really remember why they’re your friends. As well as family members who get shunted off to the “I don’t know where to put them” table at weddings.I’m reserved, rather than gregarious. Loyal, supportive and undemanding, without a hint of jealousy. I do, however, insist on honestly answering questions asked of me, on the generally false assumption that an honest answer is desired. I will repeat this, even immediately after suffering the consequences of the first answer. It’s a feature, not a bug.I’m pretty down to earth (which i think just means that I never have, and likely never will want to own a watch that costs more than my last car), easy going and undemanding. I can’t imagine life without bacon. I like kittens and hard liquor. I refuse to pay $12 for a drink in a martini shaped glass, even if it is an actual martini. The first book report I ever wrote, in Grade 4, was on a book by Mickey Spillane. I have been known to give a copy of “The Myth of Sisyphus” to babies as birthday presents. I also have a fondness for actuaries.There is one particular Red-winged Blackbird in High Park who insists on attacking me every time I walk past his tree. Finally, sitting by a lake with a bottle of Jack on a clear moonless night, the milky way tucked in around me, is the kind of artifact I can truly celebrate.So, what am I looking for? Either someone who, based on my picture, thinks I’m hot, or someone who finds the above appealing. Someplace well-lit and with metal detectors, given that, in my experience, quasi-intellectual women are usually packing heat. Or we could just go for a coffee or a drink on a patio.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Peter

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    Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59

    Second time around,and the last; honesty and integrity was decieving so my priorities were not met which makes it difficult for others to trust people who embellish their profiles. I am genuine, honest, and am looking for recent photos,preferably slim women? My activities consist of boating, fine dining, travel, and great humour. I am financially independent, kind hearted, no baggage, and wish like wise. If you are seeking perfetion it does not exist. Be honest, sincere and to the point about your expectations.P.S. No head games coffee...lets just see please do not waste my time or vice versa. i am honest and wish same,independent and not into one night stands. my aim is to find a friend and build a relatinship based on loyalty integrity my activities consist of travel dinners boating and compromises to suit each others wants and needs.response is requir view my bio comon courtesy and respect is my mature expect same tjank you

  • Adolph

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    Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60

    Well I'm back on the site to see what happens.Born on St. Pat's ...so you've got to love green. Actually I'm a simple guy who has been fortunate enough to have traveled a lot, experienced my fair share...and that has led me to do enough self reflection to understand who I am and who I'd like to be with. If you'd like to get to know me, then I hope to hear from you. My friends would describe me as extroverted, caring, always there to help, a decent cook, smart (actually they didn't say that :( ). I believe myself to be romantic and affectionate (the French side of me dominates the English side). I try to stay active by going to the gym or TKD ***times a week. It would be great if you were a skier or golfer but not a must.I'm hoping you are similarly caring and will share your family/friends with me as I have great ones. If we can share in discovering new things and places...great. It would be equally great to be able to sit back in Starbucks and enjoy reading and a coffee. Do you like red wine? I do.Oh and bonus points for me; I put the toilet seat down. I shop for tampons when required and I'm handy around the house.So looking forward to hearing from you. Please have a photos or it is unlikely that I will reply. Well most people, including myself, don't consider the first meet a date. Let's just try and keep it from being an interview.

  • Quincy

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    Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61

    Describing myself can be difficult but here i goI am a 54 year old male.I am independent,funny,honest and very caring.Good personality and a great sense of humor.Can be crazy and silly at times lol.I have no baggage.Tired of being alone time to find someone that wants to be loved and give love back.Am a hard working man,love to laugh and have fun.I am a down to earth guy that is not into head games.I am a one woman man looking for a one man woman.I like movies,going for walks,cuddle while watching a movie,good friends,flea-markets,music,animals,nature,country drives,trying new things once.Like to kiss and hold hands.I do enjoy the simple things in life,we only go around this globe once so might as well enjoy it.I believe everyone should have someone to laugh with and share good times with.Looking for a nice woman to share fun and good times with.A woman who is honest,caring and has a good sense of humor.Am a sucker for a woman with a beautiful smile. Go for a coffee or a drink and see if there is any chemistry between the two of us.Or even just go for a walk in a park and chat.

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