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United States, Missouri, O Fallon

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I’m a freelance writer who honestly believes we're just artifacts of the random motion of sub-atomic particles. Unfortunately, i've found that this belief is of only limited utility when having one’s prostate examined or answering the question “Do I look fat in this?”I’m passionate about ideas; interested in almost everything. I can talk intelligently about things I know absolutely nothing about. Except hockey.’s knees were still good. I’m open to new ideas, activities and experiences. When not checking ten times to make sure the oven’s off and the door’s locked, I have mastered a zen-like calm.Much to my surprise, I have discovered that I actually do suffer fools well. This means that I will be able to get along with those friends of yours that you’ve had so long that you can’t really remember why they’re your friends. As well as family members who get shunted off to the “I don’t know where to put them” table at weddings.I’m reserved, rather than gregarious. Loyal, supportive and undemanding, without a hint of jealousy. I do, however, insist on honestly answering questions asked of me, on the generally false assumption that an honest answer is desired. I will repeat this, even immediately after suffering the consequences of the first answer. It’s a feature, not a bug.I’m pretty down to earth (which i think just means that I never have, and likely never will want to own a watch that costs more than my last car), easy going and undemanding. I can’t imagine life without bacon. I like kittens and hard liquor. I refuse to pay $12 for a drink in a martini shaped glass, even if it is an actual martini. The first book report I ever wrote, in Grade 4, was on a book by Mickey Spillane. I have been known to give a copy of “The Myth of Sisyphus” to babies as birthday presents. I also have a fondness for actuaries.There is one particular Red-winged Blackbird in High Park who insists on attacking me every time I walk past his tree. Finally, sitting by a lake with a bottle of Jack on a clear moonless night, the milky way tucked in around me, is the kind of artifact I can truly celebrate.So, what am I looking for? Either someone who, based on my picture, thinks I’m hot, or someone who finds the above appealing. Someplace well-lit and with metal detectors, given that, in my experience, quasi-intellectual women are usually packing heat. Or we could just go for a coffee or a drink on a patio.

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  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Chinese Japanese Korean Mystery War
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    Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61

    Who is Rob and what's he looking for? Hmmm? Grand Marnier now! I know i'm grounded because there are allot of flippy people out there. I am honest and open. I am not looking to babysit or be babysat. By our age you'd think that we have achieved a bit of success and earned a little respect, mutually!I am searching. My life is missing very important ingredients, purpose, and commitment. I have no skeletons and nothing to hide! If you have questions then ask. I know I would.Here we go then.I like holding hands. Pinching your ..... when you least expect it, just to see if your paying attention. Kissy and touchy feely are ok with me and I don't mean like a wet noodle. I have a knack of putting you asleep. Yeah, that's it, I'm boring.LOL I won't tell you now, you just have to experience it. It's MY pleasure. OK, maybe yours too. I like pickles, and make my own, as well as beets, and hot Salsa. Soooo Gooood. Hot Brie or Camembert on croissants. I make a mean CheezWhiz BLT. OK, I love CheezWhiz, GOI. I eat Yogurt, lots of it, and love green bananas, I experiment, and know how to make a mess in the kitchen and am not shy about it. Your safe, i haven't hurt anyone yet, I think, Oh yes, I was also trained in cleanup too. I have a French Maid! LOL no, a French Press,(just seeing if your paying attention) and love it. The Press not the Maid! Great coffee every morning. I am strong because I exercise, and eat my vegetables and fruit all day, everyday. I will, and do eat most meats. Rare beef is the only way for me. Lamb, Goat, Sheep, Mutton, Whatever you call it,all tastes the same to me. Like sweaty wool socks. Yuk! If someone knows how to make it that I would enjoy the real taste, then ";. I really enjoy a good beer, well maybe a couple. Dry Red and white wines are the only residents in my rack. Better the Devil you know! I'm currently waiting to bottle a Barollo, Carmenere and Pinotage. First time! LOLI learned sharing as a child. Still relevant today! Tried it the other way once or twice, didn't work for me. There's a lesson in there. My heart is huge. and my blue eyes just sparkle! I have the inquisitive enthusiasm of a child. That proud look on my face with that half****d smile!. That's for us. See! you caught me again looking at you with that smile! I'll open the door for you because you deserve it, not expect it. I can see the happiness in your attitude. Respect and admiration. I know. I can feel your trust when you fall asleep in my arms. Only at that point do I know that you feel safe and at peace with the world. I'm clean, funny, Quick, Smart, and maybe just a bit plain old goofy sometimes. I love a good debate, and can become quite spirited. New, old, classic rock, country, old country, pop, dance, Jazz, Claasical like the 3 Tennors and Bocelli. I don't discount Rap, i just don't like most of it. It's all good art. Like I always said, "if ya don't like what your looking at, then change the channel". I need intimacy in my relationship. I will rub you the right way everyday. Scalp massage for fun, just to mess up your hair. Hah, nice fro! Shoulders because you hurt...... because it might start something. So slap me if you don't like it! LOL Back rubs, how long do you have. How long can you stay awake? I'l grab your cheeks just to let you know how sexy you really are to me. Legs and calves, smokin! Feet, get out of the bath, i'll rub cream into them. Stretch out, spread your........ toes! Because i'm on my feet all day, I wear Birks on my own time. Feeel Sooo Good. Hey get over it they're my feet!I would rather walk around a bush or hike a trail, or ski, or skate, or a pickup game of road hockey, than trough up to the gym. I'm not knocking it, It's your call, but it's just not my idea of exercise.I volunteer at a local Rod and Gun Club. I also participate in shooting sports. I was raised outside, in all 4 seasons, and love them all. I hunt and fish. I haven't been on skis or skates for years. That is changing this year! I also sled! Sorry, snowmobile, living one block from the provincial trail. I can get home and be on the trail in 5 minutes flat. Bonus! Funny coincidence, that's about how much time I need to pack for a weekend getaway. I could go on and on, but that's enough for now. I know me, but I don't know you. I haven't met you yet to learn who and what you are. Your inside and outside. What drives you, your values, If you're a good person or not! It takes time and work. If your that woman then please send me a HEY! Bonuses given to those bearing Banana Popsicles!Summer is over!Getting ready for fall and soon winter activities! Dinner, conversation, a snifter of Grand Marnier?

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  • Santiago from O Fallon | Man | 53 years old | Sagittarius
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    Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60

    First and foremost I am a dad. I am a firefighter by profession and a musician because I love music, all types of music. I sing, play guitar and I'm currently trying to learn piano. I am an avid reader, mostly non fiction but I enjoy a good novel. My favourite sport is soccer, but there are really very few sports that I don't enjoy. I play as well as watch. Love to sail my boat (it's nothing fancy) but being on the water is therapeutic, not saying that I need therapy. I travel as often as possible, usually three or four times per year. Love cooking and sharing a nice meal with people who are special to me. A partner with a sense of humour is a huge bonus but I manage to laugh at myself daily so if you're a little serious that's fine. Just be yourself. I would like to meet a strong, independent woman who knows who she is. Not still searching. Someone who is sexy, fun loving, easy going but with an appetite for adventure. Oh I should mention that I have my own home, my own car, and I do my own laundry. Could use help folding but not a deal breaker. On a first date I would like to spend a little time getting to know each other. Perhaps go to a cafe for a few laughs and some stimulating conversation. If all goes well we'll get a bite to eat, share a little wine. Nice, with no pressure.

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    Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 52-62

    Hi! My name is Kristopher. I am divorced catholic caucasian man without kids from O Fallon, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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