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Elisa, 42
United States, New York, Hempstead

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Looking for friendship with potential for a long-term relationship. I'm ready to love and be loved. I'm pretty low maintenance but I like someone that will take the time to let me know they're thinking of me...whether it's a text, note or phone call. I’ve got a pretty silly sense of humor, sometimes crass but am ladylike when needed. I like to write poetry, song parodies and create sassy greeting cards. One of my favorite TV shows is Arrested Development…that’ll give you a glimpse of my quirky personality.My friends say I'm crazy....this is the good kind of crazy...fun...make you pee your pants laughing crazy...not crazy crazy. That being said, I'm serious when I need to be.I’m sassy, serious, sweet, romantic, bossy, sentimental, passionate and sometimes crabby. When I’m serious…I’m super-serious : ) I love to spend time with my family and friends. I’ve got 2 children and lots of pets! Country and 80’s music are my favorites but I enjoy all types (except for rap). I love scary movies and haunted houses. Autumn is my favorite season...love the sweatshirt snuggling weather. Corn mazes are pretty fun :)Summer is my least favorite season...but I do like hanging by the campfire when it's chilly out. I've been separated since Dec '11 with hopes of my divorce being final by Jan '14. Last December I lost my PT, in-home office job and reignited my FT employment search once my son was in school FT. My background is in business but I also teach art classes and am employable in the spa industry. I'll need someone who's understanding of my frugality as I pursue a career that I both love and that will allow me to support my family. *******NOW FOR THE PART THAT WILL POSSIBLY TICK SOME OF YOU OFF...I'm allergic to cigarette smoke so a nonsmoker is preferred. Lie to me about it, you're gone.I'm not much of a drinker so I'm a bit picky about that....social drinking means different things to different people...I'll expect an honest answer.If you are separated but still living with your spouse please don't contact me. If you're unemployed, on disability or have a criminal record (or have have been charged , but acquitted) I'm not interested. Recovered or recovering addict (drugs, alchohol, sex, etc.) no thank you.I'm not interested in seeing half or full naked photos...I'll block you.I'm not a swinger, bisexual, lesbian etc...don't ask, i'm not interested.If you're a liar, no need to contact me.I know this is a repeat but some don't pay attention...I don't want to travel far for a relationship.I'm terrified of reptiles. If you own any or there's a chance you will ever own any, we won't be a match...ever!!!I prefer-white collar professioneducation beyond high schooltaller than medark hair (salt n pepper sexy too***Not a big fan of bald(ing) though some wear it wellsucker for facial hair-big bonus points!teeth average buildages ***out of this range not a huge deal)If you aren't what I prefer, it doesn't mean I won't talk to you, just means I'll likely gravitate towards my preferences.In my search to find the best match, it's possible I will be chatting with more than one guy. I'm not being a player and looking for a free dinner (always willing to pay my own way). If this is going to insult you, we probably won't get along. If and when I find the most suitable match, he will be my one and only.I'm working towards a healthier lifestyle. I'd like to find someone that is where they want to be physically or actively working towards better health. I have some extra weight around my middle but am trim in my legs and arms. My weight hovers around ***lbs. My hair grays quickly thus accounting for the multiple colored hair photos in my profile : ) If so inclined to amuse me, there's a Five Love Languages Quiz to see if we might mesh. If interested in humoring me, I can send you the questionnaire. Something fun that will create a memory to keep me smiling for years to come.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Electro House Craft Making Adventure Documentary Horror War Baseball Golf Motorcycle Racing
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