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AliceOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fiji~ I jumped out of a tiny boat onto the beach... landed flat on my face on the sand in front of the entire hotel staff that had come out to sing a greeting to us. They all stopped singing mid-breath! Haha! Same island in Fiji a few minutes later... We're walking towards the hotel through a pretty dense tropical jungle... I am still brushing the sand off from my fall. I feel something on my left arm and take a look. It's a huge spider about half the size of my hand! As I am screaming at the top of my lungs running in circles like a girl... Reflex takes over and with my right hand... I squish the nasty ***BLEEP*** right there on my arm. After I stop running a few hundred yards later and I am well out of the jungle... I look back... and the entire staff of the hotel had chased me and is now standing there staring at me with shocked looks on their faces. Uuuuuuuh.... I guess they must not have seen the spider. Hahaha!!! What's really funny is that I was there to inspect the hotel on a business trip. Lord knows what the poor staff must have been thinking... "Crazy ass white lady!" **********************************************************************************************************************************************OK, let's get down to business! Lol!Most of you guys aren't gonna like this, but I am tired of wasting my time, so I am going to put it out there! To be honest... who really cares what "most" of you think anyway (I can see the hate mail already! LMAO!).... I only care what "one" guy thinks... I am looking for someone who is family oriented... as I have two sons with me half time. I cannot have anymore children, but if you have any, I would love to have whatever role you would see for me in their lives, though I would hope you could see yourself in a family role with mine when they're around. I was recently laid off after 15 years working in the Travel Industry. I enjoy working, and need someone who wants to help me get back on my feet again. I am looking for someone that has already achieved success in his career, and is able to provide the financial needs for a family. I am romantic and attentive... and know the importance of "adult" time, so the man in my life will be a top priority. Looks are nice, but secondary.... you will be the most handsome man in the world to me and will get more so every year ;). I am looking for a long term relationship and eventually marriage. So if all this sounds like something you'd be interested in... please contact me so we can find out more about each other.I've been told my best features are: My eyes, smile, & sense of humor! Oh yeah...my legs aren't bad either!A lot of people lie about their age or size in their profiles... I do not see the point in that if you ever plan on meeting in real life. I am 40. I am 5'8, ***lbs, and a size 0-2. ~You will never hear me utter "Do these jeans make me look fat?" LMBO! So gentlemen, if you like "thin" I am your girl... if you prefer a little "chubbier" then you can stop reading now and move along. ***NOT ***FRIENDLY!!!******Please do not ask for my number or to meet me too early. Where is the fire? Don't hand me that tired line about "not being into endless ***, blah blah blah..." Let's think about that a moment... what girl in her right mind would agree to meet a stranger after exchanging just a few ***? A girl who is NOT in her right mind, that's who! I will meet you when I feel comfortable, and if you don't like it... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" ******To all of you Gentlemen who write to me... I want to thank you for your time and interest. I'm sorry but if you do not get a response, it is respectfully that I am not interested.************************************************************************************************************************************************************\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who has Died***\***OR is Fighting***\\\***OR has Survived***\\\---Cancer! The "coffee/drink" thing is so cliche'... How about something like going to an arcade, play laser tag, play pool, hit a driving range, or go to a comedy club. This way even if you don't have chemistry... at least you still get to do something fun. =)
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PenelopeOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Hi there! The Bar Scene was never really my gig, so here goes. I'm looking for a fella that is wanting a fun, passionate, intelligent friendship that could lead to something else. I am a fan of food and I'm pretty active. I eat well, but still enjoy some junk food here and there. Coffee is a staple, as are sugary pastries, but they are a treat. I love to cook, but I like trying new restaurants, as well. Especially Indian food.I would like to meet a guy that is going to have some fun with me, be respectful and considerate, and if it takes off, awesome. Friendship first. No games. And please don't message me if your idea of respectful involves a conversation via *** favorite positions. You will get no reply, my friend. You should like animals, yes, even cats ( I have two) and children. All of my friends have kids and I love them like my own.-watch Netflix if I come across a particularly good show.I like to travel, mountain bike, camp, hike, read, and explore. New experiences are my passion, whether it's hot yoga or caving. I value my privacy and will respect yours, and I am honest, straightforward and compassionate. Confidence and intelligence, some sarcasm, self-deprecation with a healthy dose of humility are things I appreciate in a man. I am open-minded enough not to judge, but self-assured enough to know what does and does not work. I travel quite a bit for work, so I am fair, easy-going and understanding-- no clinginess here. Love good conversation, whether it's the end of day wrap-up or a quick you-are-never-gonna-guess-what-the-prize-in-my-cereal-box-was. Life and good relationships are about the details: the details make up the little languages and cultures we create with those around us, the inside jokes, one-liners and crazy expressions that tell a story without the words. That is what I am all about. I'm intelligent enough to discuss small-I love to laugh, love good banter back and forth as long as it isn't hurtful or insecure, and am actually lots of fun. Ask my nephews and niece.... Good gravy Marie, first date? I don't know, somewhere interesting enough for both of us that if it's falling apart we can still have fun or make a clean getaway? I know, I know that sounds so pessimistic, but we are all in different places in our lives, heads, hearts. If you see your ex out and about and it's the first time since you split, and you really just want to go home, then you can. I like to be outside and think picnics are awesome. Elaborate dates are for later. Ooh, I love a baseball game and nachos....and beer....
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ImeldaOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Little miss moffitsat on her toffiteating sausage and chipsalong came a spider and sat down beside herand she bashed the poor blighter to bitsJack be nimble, Jack be quickJack jumped over the candle stickDear oh dear he should have jumped higherOh good gracious, great balls of fireMary had a little lambIt's fleece was white and whispy.Then it caught Foot and Mouth DiseaseAnd now its black and crispy A drink