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Alice, 40

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Fiji~ I jumped out of a tiny boat onto the beach... landed flat on my face on the sand in front of the entire hotel staff that had come out to sing a greeting to us. They all stopped singing mid-breath! Haha! Same island in Fiji a few minutes later... We're walking towards the hotel through a pretty dense tropical jungle... I am still brushing the sand off from my fall. I feel something on my left arm and take a look. It's a huge spider about half the size of my hand! As I am screaming at the top of my lungs running in circles like a girl... Reflex takes over and with my right hand... I squish the nasty ***BLEEP*** right there on my arm. After I stop running a few hundred yards later and I am well out of the jungle... I look back... and the entire staff of the hotel had chased me and is now standing there staring at me with shocked looks on their faces. Uuuuuuuh.... I guess they must not have seen the spider. Hahaha!!! What's really funny is that I was there to inspect the hotel on a business trip. Lord knows what the poor staff must have been thinking... "Crazy ass white lady!" **********************************************************************************************************************************************OK, let's get down to business! Lol!Most of you guys aren't gonna like this, but I am tired of wasting my time, so I am going to put it out there! To be honest... who really cares what "most" of you think anyway (I can see the hate mail already! LMAO!).... I only care what "one" guy thinks... I am looking for someone who is family oriented... as I have two sons with me half time. I cannot have anymore children, but if you have any, I would love to have whatever role you would see for me in their lives, though I would hope you could see yourself in a family role with mine when they're around. I was recently laid off after 15 years working in the Travel Industry. I enjoy working, and need someone who wants to help me get back on my feet again. I am looking for someone that has already achieved success in his career, and is able to provide the financial needs for a family. I am romantic and attentive... and know the importance of "adult" time, so the man in my life will be a top priority. Looks are nice, but secondary.... you will be the most handsome man in the world to me and will get more so every year ;). I am looking for a long term relationship and eventually marriage. So if all this sounds like something you'd be interested in... please contact me so we can find out more about each other.I've been told my best features are: My eyes, smile, & sense of humor! Oh yeah...my legs aren't bad either!A lot of people lie about their age or size in their profiles... I do not see the point in that if you ever plan on meeting in real life. I am 40. I am 5'8, ***lbs, and a size 0-2. ~You will never hear me utter "Do these jeans make me look fat?" LMBO! So gentlemen, if you like "thin" I am your girl... if you prefer a little "chubbier" then you can stop reading now and move along. ***NOT ***FRIENDLY!!!******Please do not ask for my number or to meet me too early. Where is the fire? Don't hand me that tired line about "not being into endless ***, blah blah blah..." Let's think about that a moment... what girl in her right mind would agree to meet a stranger after exchanging just a few ***? A girl who is NOT in her right mind, that's who! I will meet you when I feel comfortable, and if you don't like it... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" ******To all of you Gentlemen who write to me... I want to thank you for your time and interest. I'm sorry but if you do not get a response, it is respectfully that I am not interested.************************************************************************************************************************************************************\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone***\\***Who has Died***\***OR is Fighting***\\\***OR has Survived***\\\---Cancer! The "coffee/drink" thing is so cliche'... How about something like going to an arcade, play laser tag, play pool, hit a driving range, or go to a comedy club. This way even if you don't have chemistry... at least you still get to do something fun. =)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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