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Bertie, 37
United States, Arkansas, Conway

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About Me

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"...just kidding movie quote that always made me laugh...anyway....I am a fun girl, romantic at heart.....looking for love and giving this internet stuff a try. I want someone honest and open with nooooo drama. If your looking for a quick romp Im not your girl.....Im down to hang out have fun and see what happens. If your pics consists of you and a blunt or cloud of smoke dont bother...also if your profile includes ebonics...dont bother...grammar is important to me...and have something better to say than hi. I find it funny that the men on here have a pic of 1 of three things , their toys, or the alcohol they drink and whatever they smoke in front of them...just a hint guys....thats ghetto and lame...oh and almost forgot the ever so popular pic of you in the drivers seat drivin somewhere cool enough for you to take a pic of yourself driving there..quality women know better...and having all that on your profile wont get much...certainly not me....if your old enough or look old enough to be my dad.....no thanks....extra pounds....pass...thanks for reading....don't take offense if you fall into these catagories....just keeping it real so I dont waste my time with douchebags...definition...any of the above..and P.S. athletic body type means just that.......athletic....donut to the mouth doesnt count as exercise...so be real about yourself...dont say your a real nice guy when your not...yes it happens...and if you cant even spell your own profession...well enough said.....Every guy says they are a good guy..love to snuggle...wants no drama...ya ummm..not true...if u type it mean it.....EVERYONE says how sensitive they are romantic cuddly...into a relationship...if you're going to type it be about it...thats all! Beach blanket wine food....enough said....i love simplicity

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Salsa Comedy Family & Kids Horror Thriller
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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm a well rounded fun woman. I love live sports and games on TV. I love my job which keeps me very busy during the week along with the gym. Going to BBQs or hosting at my house, just hanging with friends on the weekend is always fun. I listen to pretty much all music...I don't have a favorite. Hoping to meet a guy that wants a companion to enjoy every part of life!

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    i have set alot of good goals in my life(most of them have been met)....however one thing seems to missing. thought i have found that missing something but turned into something its not. i am a very loving and mature women. my kids come first( hope that dont scare anybody),i work hard and play hard at times(lol when i get away from kids)i enjoy the outdoors..a nite in..any adventure would be good...i would also like to be spoiled sometimes that doesnt happen all that must to me, since my kids are so important to me. i enjoy alot of different activies, heck life is way to short so lets try things out ...what i am looking for???..a MAN:whos willing to help,love,be honest. to communicate..trust..i dont want to be a convience for someone or be your mother i would like to go on however i want to leave somethings for us to talk about....so what are you waiting for i am sitting right here...lol..oh!!!! dont add me to you favorites unless we have talk. not really sure havent been on too many........but lets talk about

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