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Bertie, 37
United States, Arkansas, Conway

Offline, last seen Mon, 23 Mar 2026 18:10:36

About Me

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"...just kidding movie quote that always made me laugh...anyway....I am a fun girl, romantic at heart.....looking for love and giving this internet stuff a try. I want someone honest and open with nooooo drama. If your looking for a quick romp Im not your girl.....Im down to hang out have fun and see what happens. If your pics consists of you and a blunt or cloud of smoke dont bother...also if your profile includes ebonics...dont bother...grammar is important to me...and have something better to say than hi. I find it funny that the men on here have a pic of 1 of three things , their toys, or the alcohol they drink and whatever they smoke in front of them...just a hint guys....thats ghetto and lame...oh and almost forgot the ever so popular pic of you in the drivers seat drivin somewhere cool enough for you to take a pic of yourself driving there..quality women know better...and having all that on your profile wont get much...certainly not me....if your old enough or look old enough to be my dad.....no thanks....extra pounds....pass...thanks for reading....don't take offense if you fall into these catagories....just keeping it real so I dont waste my time with douchebags...definition...any of the above..and P.S. athletic body type means just that.......athletic....donut to the mouth doesnt count as exercise...so be real about yourself...dont say your a real nice guy when your not...yes it happens...and if you cant even spell your own profession...well enough said.....Every guy says they are a good guy..love to snuggle...wants no drama...ya ummm..not true...if u type it mean it.....EVERYONE says how sensitive they are romantic cuddly...into a relationship...if you're going to type it be about it...thats all! Beach blanket wine food....enough said....i love simplicity

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Salsa Comedy Family & Kids Horror Thriller
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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-33

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a single mom of some awesome kids that are number one in my life. I have been in property management for 15 years now and I love what I do. I am a very independent woman. I love the mountains and the beach. I enjoy fishing and riding four wheelers. I am very involved in my kids life and sports and a family person. I enjoy cookouts and hanging out with my friends . Im not a big partier and rarely go to bars. I am a very faithful woman. I am not into one night stands so keep searching if thats what you want. In my pic that is not a wedding ring if you are wondering. I would not be on here if I was. I have a very busy lifestyle and stay very active with my kids. If thats something you cant handle please keep searching. I am not looking for a drinker, a partier, or someone that needs taken care of. Good luck In your search Dinner and go from there

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm a lighthearted and fun professional looking for someone to be silly with and who isn't afraid to laugh or take life too seriously. I'd like someone who is fun to go out with on a Friday night, but can just enjoy a quiet Saturday being lazy and having brunch. I love to travel and if we can swap stories - all the better! I'm always ready to jump on a plane and just came back from a three week adventure in Thailand and Australia. I enjoy the outdoors, exploring the city, going to an outdoor event or concert, having coffee with friends, and drinks on a patio. I love to dress up and enjoy the finer things in life, but can also just have a beer by the campfire. PS - I'm actually 40 but I've been told I look much younger than my age.

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