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BootgalOffline
Woman. 64 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-65
Hi! My name is Bootgal. I am divorced jewish caucasian woman with kids from Skokie, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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KelliOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.
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EsperanzaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm at a great place in my life, I own my condo, have a good job, great friends and a truly wonderful (if slightly wacky) family. I haven't made time for dating in a while, and I'd like to change that. My friends describe me as funny, honest, loyal, independent, witty and blunt. Sarcasm is an art form and my sense of humor occasionally trends towards the dark side. There are too many other interests and hobbies to list them all, but include getting out for walks with the dog or friends, reading, movies, cooking, travelling, Eskies football, Oilers hockey and Canadian camping. As for what I'm looking for in a match, it's pretty simple. I want to meet someone with a sense of humour, sharp wit, an appreciation for sarcasm, the ability to roll with the punches and a desire to keep learning. Being able to communicate in complete sentences is a must. If your communication skills are limited to "" we are not going to be suited. If that sentence made you laugh, maybe we should talk :)Be happy with yourself before you can find happiness with someone else. If you hate where you are in your life, don't expect someone else to love it. Keep it simple, since the goal is to figure out if we want a second date, right? Let's go for a coffee or a beer, maybe a game of pool, and see if we click.