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Kelli, 38

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About Me

I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Hello Gentleman! Thought I'd put myself out there to find someone to share all the wonderful things life has to offer. My life is pretty fast paced and never dull. I often get asked how I "do it all" ......my response is simple. I have a GREAT attitude and I never sweat the small stuff. I love to laugh and have fun and try not to take myself too seriously. I own and operate my own catering business in Calgary's downtown core and I love what I do so typically i would love to meet a man that enjoys good food and isn't afraid to try new things......."in" and "out" of the kitchen! lol As for musical interest, there is no mistake that I'm a hip hop junkie (giggle) but I also love rnb, soul, dub step, pop and classic rock...oh and some country music is pretty cool. So although these are only a few of what makes up the many facets of my life, I hope this gives you some idea of the kind of woman I am. If you are a kind, independent, thoughtful, giving, strong, articulate man with great core values feel free to msg me......promise I wont bite...initially ;)

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I'm a single mom with 3 girls. I work full time and obviously don't get out much....I'm very straight up and so many people feel that I'm a ****...whatever. Lol. I'm looking for someone to hang out with and do grown up stuff with....I like to do lots of things and am up for whatever....except mini golf....I'm unsure why guys think this is a fun date....any insight would be greatly appreciated. If you want to know anything else let me know...PS.....do me a favor, if your thinking about leaving some jack ass message....don't. I don't have time douches or complete jerks!! Thanks! Remember.....if you can't say something nice......f*ck off!!! Xoxoxox ;)PPS....Why do guys put "Prefer Not To Say" by "Do u want kids" or "Do u have kids"?If u don't want them, say so. If u don't know say, undecided. And if u don't want anything to do with kids don't message a single mom, ur wasting everyones time. They come with the package. Oh and also I don't think every guy is a douche but if you feel like I'm talking about you then you should probably take a long look in the mirror. No I'm not always a **** just tired of the bs...Cheers Pretty much anything but mini golf

  • Mayra

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    A bit about me.... I have curves and tattoos, if u don't like either then please move on. Tattoo's talk about someone's personality, it does NOT mean that I'm a wild crazy party animal. Actually I'm very far from that "persona" .... I'm very shy in person till u get to know me, then I speak my mind. Curves mean that I'm a woman, not a skinny scrawny woman. And frankly I'm very happy with myself :) I'm very independent and don't "need" a man in my life.... I want a man in my life, to share my life not to complicate it. I own my own home and i love my job.... meaning I'm financially stable. I'm not into the bar scene anymore, but don't mind going to a pub to take in a hockey game. I like to keep to myself and lead a VERY normal life.... Therefore if u need to be a "star" then u need not msg me. What I'm looking for is a man that likes women that take care of themselves, who likes to cuddle, who takes time out of his day to text me just to say hi, who smells great, and who really knows how to treat his woman :) You need to be financially stable, positive and have no baggage from your exes..... No that does not mean you don't have children with your exes .... Cuz children are VERY FAR from baggage. I mean you should be over your ex and ready to start a new life with someone special. If u want to know more, msg me, just remember that I'm a lady and want to be treated like one.

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