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About Me

Hope your not a douche bagApparently most of y'all can not read or you are in denial. Please do not say you are not a douche bag if you are. That is lying. If you are not sure if you are a douche bag, then ask a couple of your douche bag friend's. As they say, "takes one to know one". Just because your a legend in your own mind, does not make you a legend.If your a tattoo artist, MOVE ALONG. They say "size matters", but not when it comes to egos.If your not a chubby chaser, MOVE ALONG. If you are, I do not run fast.If your a musician, I am not a groupie.If your a long shoreman, how about this...take a long walk of a short pier.If you are looking to get laid, MOVE ALONG. I am celibate.NO, I do not have a job. If that is a deal breaker, I understand. I am not interested in someone with no job either.My pictures are vague purposely. What you can see is that I have all my teeth and do not have bad acne. I have a blonde afro and like my trash white. If you want to see more, you will need to make yourself available. I am not a text fiend.I am a diamond in the rough but a good investment. I have been working on my issues so you will not have to cancel your subscription.Fish on. Hope you have a good line. And do not catch crabs!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am a super active girl! I live at the beach and go as often as possible! I also love to workout and break a sweat everyday. I have an amazing 7 year old son that is the light of my life. Music is a huge passion for me and I love going to concerts and shows. I have no idea where this site is going to lead me but I'm down for the journey.I would like my guy to be at least 6'. If you can't spell or use proper grammar we have a problem. If you have pictures of busty girls on your profile, don't bother. If you don't drink wine, don't bother. If you only listen to metal or death rock,don't bother. If you don't have a profile pic up, don't bother. If you are rad, bother me. If you know who Charles Bukowski is, bother me. If you like Nick Cave, bother me. If you know of Banksy, bother me. That's all I got. Early evening drinks and see where it goes!

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am a 36 yr old, free spirited woman looking for friendship, possibly more.I haven't been on the dating scene for a while. I love Music, Movies and spending time with my family. I work ***hrs a week so I enjoy my time off. Im goofy and love a good sense of humor. I am looking for someone old school with respect for women.

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am a simple girl who loves to hunt, fish and go mudding... I am looking for someone who can hang out and have a good time with me without trying so hard. I have 2 kids and 2 dogs. I love all 4 of them very much!!! If you are ready for the challenge then I look forward to meeting you. A first for me isn't fancy restaurants. Keep it simple and fun!!!

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