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CandaceOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I'm not very good at writing about myself but basically I am looking for someone to experience life with. I'm a single mom and my kids are my world. I also work full time so it's been a little hard to squeeze in dating. I'm easy going and usually up for just about anything.
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CarmelaOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm a senior graphic designer/insect enthusiast who originally hails from the DC metro area (I miss DC terribly). So never fear; for I am brave enough to properly dispose of any arachnid, insect, or other invertebrate you may be too frightened to extirpate yourself. ...However, I am afraid of moths.* (I will spare you the gory details of this story. Those who are intrigued and wish for an explanation may scroll to the end of this section to find why I fear moths so.) I'm sarcastic--yet witty--and prefer the company of those who have an equally compelling sense of humor, and who would love for me to learn how to make their coffee so that I might bring it to them in bed in the morning (or at night, if that's how you roll). Oh -- I don't date men who are married or in a relationship. Sorry fellas, but it's bad juju. *The Moth Incident* When I was a child, I was casually strolling through a field of tall grass when, out of nowhere, a moth flew directly into my gaping maw (this was totally undeserved!). And while it was purely accidental, the moth (now likely confused and surely broken) had survived this ordeal and had certainly realized that this was not only a brilliant defense mechanism, but also what the moth community needed to rise up against their human oppressors using fear tactics (seriously, who wants a moth to fly into their mouth?). My theory is that this information has been passed on to subsequent moth generations, turning this random, accidental encounter into quite deliberate acts of aggression. For whenever moths are fluttering about my head, they always seem to aim directly for my mouth. And while I've been fortunate enough to avoid another moth/mouth encounter, whenever a moth is bold enough to take a dive toward my mouth, they always seem to hit my philtrum, as if to say: "I'm a kamikaze moth, b!tch. Let me at your mouth again; let's see if I miss a second time."Moths...**shudder** I'd prefer elaborating on subsequent dates. I enjoy cooking for others and would love to make a delicious dinner at either my place or his. And I'd love to deem someone worthy enough of my Ultimate Omelet the morning after. ...You know, to go with the coffee. (My omelet is totally worth it. Seriously.)
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BriannaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Lets see, I love going to movies & reading. I enjoy the outdoors. Love to go camping & floating the river. If I could live in the mountains, I would be in heaven. If there is anything you would like to know then just ask. I am a VERY open person. I have no secrets. I'm also known to be very outgoing and a little mouthy. I enjoy going out and just hanging with friends, cracking jokes, playing pool. I understand that when getting to specific about people you could miss out on a wonderful thing, whether its a private relationship or just friendship. I try to stay open minded about people, however with that being said.... There are a few things I will not tolerate... I think dishonesty, cheating, & hitting are at the top of the list.If you want to know something, just ask.OK... Due to the fact that some men are not completely honest in the profile, I am adding a few rules. PLS READ THE FOLLOWING:If you are missing any front teeth, do not *** are still living with your ex, even if it is just for financial reasons, do not *** we do decide to meet, do not show up in sweat pants....REALLY!!!! If you are just looking for a hook-up, do not *** Playing. Whatever makes me laugh.