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Clarissa, 39

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About Me

Taken a few wrong turns....laughter is huge to me..it's medicine in itself! I'm down-to-earth, funny, sarcastic when the time is right, witty, wear my heart on my sleeve and put everyone else first but me..probably why i am on here ? :-/ who knows..time to put me first...Compatibility and chemistry is huge. Two people need to work hard at a relationship it isn't just one sided. Spent time with the wrong guys just looking for mr. Right. No games..plz. to old for that..one night stands are for your 20's... I have a 19 year old son..and a great family. Two parents who have been married 40 years. Love to try new things. I have been told I'm the life of the party. I love making people laugh. Love taking road trips, singing karaoke, watching the Vikings, working in my yard, movies at home, dive bars. Happy hours with the gals..boys are welcome :-). Bonfires, good conversation, thunderstorms, the sound of frogs outside my window in the summer, game nights, camping..anything is great with the right company and life is to short not to appreciate every opportunity :-)Happy fishin'...sink or swim...lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I'm your average dork, just happen to take pictures well. Im not perfect. I'm human. Just like you. Just like your friends. Just like your enemies. I love people, and am totally in love with the friends I have. I make stupid jokes (and usually only crack myself up!) I get bored quickly but am easily amused. I love to sleep (cuz I get to dream!). I love football. I love baseball. Teams i have at heart 49ers and giants. Win or loose. faithful. I SUCK at surfing, and can't play basketball for sh*t! I'm a pro at making myself look stupid (lol) and have been known to jump on top of piano's and sing with the band at the bars when I have too much to drink. I trust no one, and everyone at the same time.. which usually tends to get me into trouble. I've ****ed up. I've made mistakes. I've done right! I've made some bad decisions. I've lost my cool. I've been in fights (and finished them lol). I've punched someone in the face. I've been punched in the face. I get drunk. I get WASTED! Sometimes I dance on tables. I've done drugs. I've made a scene. I've been on T.V. I've cried in public. I've dated the wrong guys. I've hung out with the wrong crowd. I've been cheated. I've been cheated on. I've cheated myself. I've had my heart broken. I've broken hearts. I have scars. I've fallen down in front of hundreds of people. (and laughed about it for an hour). I've had my car towed. I've done a hit and run. I've been fired. I've gotten in trouble with the law. I've loved and lost. I've lost a love. I've said the wrong thing. I've said the right ones! I've been tossed aside. I've been disrespected. I can be disrespectful. I'm insecure. I'm broke. I get pimples. I've been to places I never want to go again. I've been to places I wish i was at right NOW! I've lost a grandfather. I've gotten an F. I've stolen. I've lied. I'm a woman. I'm a best friend. I'm a sister. I'm an aunt. I'm a lover. I love to tell stupid jokes. I crack myself up. I love to laugh. I love to smile. I love doing RANDOM things. I SAY random things. I make stupid faces. I love being told "I'm beautiful" (just sounds nicer!) I love the smell of the rain. I love the beach. I love CHOCOLATE!! I love to kiss. I love to cuddle. I'm a good listener. I quote stupid movies. I'm honest. I'm trustworthy. I love to be held. I love meeting people. Im a socialite. I love making things beautiful. I'm a go getter. Im determined. and most of all... I'm worth it. This is me... I'm not perfect... I love the fact that I'm not. But I surround myself with the perfect people...and i refuse to change who i am....im me...take it or leave it... Im not the most perfect person on dates and i dont expect you to be. However, I do expect to be treated like a lady...no mistake there...First date should be casual...dont over due it... if things should take off then we have many play dates ahead of us... can't wait to see what you have in store for me.

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

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