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Inez, 35

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About Me

Hmm. What can I say to not lead you to believe I am a total weirdo? Not much I'm afraid, so I won't even try. ***, I'll start by saying I am a total weirdo.I have a pretty outgoing personality and sometimes people are a bit put-off, confused, disturbed, amused or attracted to my sense of humor, but mostly just confused.Oh, that reminds me. I find that having a good sense of humor is a huge part of life. I enjoy people who have one.I also enjoy other people's company and I like to get naked at parties. Conversely, I like company parties and naked people. I live life to its fullest!But wait... there's more-I can bake, but I can’t cook.I love to swim, but I fear the ocean.I’m afraid of heights, but I always look down.I am afraid of the dark, but only when I sleep alone.I love to write, but do not write as much as I should.I have made many bad decisions, but I have no regrets.I love to go camping and fishing, yet I generally hate the outdoors.I adore a variety of music (no country, no hardcore rap) but I can only half-ass play an *** was younger, I wanted to be an opera singer, but I have never been to the opera.I 3 Beer!I’ll sing in the car, in the shower, cleaning the house, or any other time a new song has spun its way into my head, but it will neither be in key, nor will I know all the words.I like card games, or board games, and useless trivia. It annoys me when I see a movie with a familiar actor and I can’t place him in other movies I know I’ve seen, or when something suddenly reminds me of a song from years past and I can’t quite remember the words and all I have to go off of is a rhythm of which, I currently have none.Right now I work insane hours, which leaves me little time to actually go out and meet someone. I work a mid-shift and most people are in bed or don't want to hang out when I get off. My days off are Wednesday and Sunday currently. I am recently out of a long term relationship. I enjoy being in relationships and I would not shun the idea of one for the right person; however, it is nothing that I want to jump into right away again. Also do not waste your time messaging me with the idea that we are going to jump right into bed. **** that...I can get all the sex I want, I am female after all. I am looking for something substancial with someone, even if it's just friendship. I would like to meet some like-minded easy going people for fun and entertainment. Someone entertain me please!Most people when they meet me comment on the glasses, some comment on my boobs (please quit making comments about the Play-Doh shirt okay? You are not going to say something witty, that will prevent me from rolling my eyes, that I haven't heard before. I know I have big boobs, quit acting like a five year old, it's not attractive). Some people want a delicate little mouse and I promise that's not, nor will that ever be who I am. I am somewhat over weight and that turns some people off, but I'm not lazy. I exercise and stay active.Then there are those people who notice right away that I'm a nutbag and those are the people I like they get me. But I'm not a nutbag in a homicidal way. I mean, I don't cut the eyes out of photos or spend time listening to Barbara Mandrell in ladies' underpants (I prefer to listen without panties) but I have been known to do and say a few crazy things, odd things, special things, especially if Goldschläger or Jägermeister is part of the equation... and I guess if I had to pick a few favorites I'd say Duma Key, IT, and Wizard and Glass. Overall, I enjoyed the Dark Tower Series the best.Movies--2, The Transporter films, District 9. Lots more...I like most all music- The White Stripes, Tool, Sum 41, Styx, Stabbing Westward, Sir Mix-a-lot, Sigur RóFood- Seafood, Steaks... Nachos are good. I love spicy food.Also I think nerds are hot! Hey I'm a sucker for an intelligent, funny man, especially when he wears glasses.You should message me ifYou have goals, a job, a car and your own place. I know, I know, makes me sound high maintenance, but that's just the way it must be :)YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:Your only words are "Hi," or "Hey." This is boring.You are looking to start a serious relationship or you are part of a couple.You have no pictures on your profileYour profile is blankMost importantly...Grammar, spelling, punctuation and overall proper use of the English language turns me on. I'm not saying you need to be a wordsmith, but for **** sake people, use spell check and make an effort!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Maude

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm looking for someone to have fun with and if there is a spark then we go from there. I'm attracted to someone that takes care of them self, has goals, knows how to have fun, someone that will respect me and my hobbies. No drugs, mental issues, probation, license required, teeth required, job required, no married guys. I love watching football, going to sporting events, concerts, etc. Tosh.0I'm not into fat guys or smokers, yuck! Please don't contact me with a 1 word message. And please have current pics. I know that sounds shallow but, lets face it we are all looking for that initial attraction.If you voted for Obama I can promise you, we won't get along. :)I'm looking for my best friend, trustworthy partner. Sweep me off my feet. Something fun!Second dates are better.

  • Sofia

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    NO PRUDES PLEASE,I'm to FUN for you!!!!I DON'T like ANAL RETENTIVE, I'm to much of a free spirt ...; Ride"As I go through the process of meeting men on here, I am finding that majority of the men that I go for a drink or coffee with seem to have the impression that this means we're going to hook up and have sex that night, in fact that is not how I role. Let me make this clear, I am NOT on here have NSA or FWB.. So CLICHE and DUM ASS so please don't ask, it get's very annoying and I really don't care how good you MAY be. I am however on here to meet some nice people, have some good laughs and enjoy some great company for the time being and if something futhur continues that's great! if not.... well... oh well...I am good with that too, a woman can't have enough friends. I am old fashion and beleive there's a process that people should go through before anything furthur happens, I guess I consider myself to have more class than most ladies.. If you want trash? you'll get trash. if you want class? you'lll get class, simple as that!! Hey Babe! Hey Hot Stuff! Hey Sexy! Hey Muffin - When you lick frosting off a cupcake that's when you'll get MUFFIN....DELETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That tells me you have no respect for women and can't or won't take the time to say something that will stimulate my mind, give me reason to respond. I am a woman and yes I have needs, I love to be touched and kissed by men ONLY, I do respect myself enough to just NOT whip my thong off for anyone, you have to be worth my time. I apprieciate the offer guys but no thank you. A little about myself:I am a kind hearted, simple, down to earth woman who enjoys the small moments in life, they are what is most important to me. I like to laugh, love comedy ---I like to surround myself with positive people- our character reflects who we surround ourself with. I try to live a healthy lifestyle with good foods and keeping active. I am patient, a great listener, I am not one that likes to go to bed mad I would rather talk things out/fix a situation quickly opposed to letting the situation get out of hand. I try to never assume things, I like the facts. Uh, meh, blah, kinda...... communication is a foundation to a relationship and just a natural healthy way to build a relationship. I have been told on here I sound like a " FIRECRACKER " but I like to think I just add fun and spice with adventure and know what I want and sift out who I don't want in my life. I find myself to be a strong, independant woman who doesn't need a man in my life but would like a wonderful kind man to share a friendship with. I do miss having someone to share my life with, I kind of feel displaced at times other times I am ok with being single, I am not a NEEDY woman but do like to FEEL like you care. Those that choose to be in my life I hold close to my heart and value their friendships. I love to tease/ flirt - keeps things alive in the relationship. I like a strong man with a nice build - some chunck is good too. He should love to smile, likes to laugh and has a sense of humor. I am a sucker for blue eyes and dimples, no worries if you don't have any I can live without. If you are bald and have tats that's nice too - bald is the new beautiful. I have a child so he needs to be understanding of us as a UNIT. I have many hobbies which include making... I love to cook and would like it if you could too. I don't bake very well but I TRY and have no luck with plants. You should know I will try anything at least one time but refuse to swim with Sharks. I am also NOT perfect and don't expect you to be, we all have our faults and there have been mistakes at sometime or another we have ALL made but as we continue on we grow to be stronger people and better ones at that! Mistakes don't make who you are as a person, you are not defined as a mistake! Some things I will NOT tolerate is a guy that drinks and drives, this is a huge NO NO in my books - he is not valueing his life or others at the wheel and as well someone who feels the NEED to drink everyday or has a pattern, life gets dry in that case. I like to think I am reserved, well, 80% of the time as well corky and the other 20% is left for play, There are times I like to have some good old fashion fun with my Gal pals.. It's called CLass with Sass.For the man in my life there has to be an attraction from me to him and from him to me, emotional connection is important because I LOOOOVE passion along with a hot, steamy, healthy bedroom lifestyle. He should have that twinkle in his eyes when he looks at me, it's there I have seen it before, have you? He should be kindhearted, honest, loyal and compassionate to me and others, willing to express love,his feelings and be able to communicate them even though it might be hard. He should like to touch and to be touched, kiss and to be kissed at any given moment - I like that kind of shit!!! I do perfer men that are 5'9 and up but it's not writen in stone. The man should have table manners which means for me no eating with your mouth open, grunting or crazy breathing through your nose while your eating... lol hands down thats a turn off for me and it's SUPER ANNOYING... Oh and SUPER SUCKING of fingers, there's napkins so use them. I am an active woman so therefore I would want an active man. I would rather date men that are divorced or single, the whole separation thing can be to complicated, you never know where that's going and can become exhausting - I am not saying NO to the idea just be sure your done before you message me and that doesn't mean done in your own head, it has to be a mutual separation and please don't mistake my kindness for weakness."A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." -That is all for now, just getting back into the swing of things again, oh and could you send a picture if you don't have one, please also make the time to leave a good message or I may not respond. Coffee, Tea, Drinks.no expectations.

  • Andrea

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am seriously looking for a relationship. If you are looking for something else, move on. If you don't believe in being honest, truthful, and be able to communicate, don't bother *** am a 36 yr old who is looking to be loved and to give love. I want a partner in crime who is also looking to having children. I enjoy a million things. I like going out as much as I do staying in. I am a sports fan. Huge football fan. I am a U of L fan and am very proud of it. I am hoping to find someone who can show me what I am missing out on.I have a caring heart but I can be blunt. I am picky on what I want from a partner.I wish to talk more but you must *** have learned so far from the guys on here. Guys don't want games. They are the ones who want to play the games. They get the girl to like them and string them along as a plan b. I DO NOT WANT TO BE A PLAN B. Also I have learned guys honesty is different from a mature woman's honesty.Some guys like to post pictures of them 5 yrs ago when they thought they looked good. If you don't look like your picture, no second meeting for you. Men don't like to answer tough questions. If you can't be honest and tell the truth, red flag. That is probably why you are divorced or single. ***If I do not ***, that means you are not what I looking for. I don't call the first meeting a date. Its a meeting to see if we would be a good match. If we are a good match, first date would be set.A meeting at a coffee shop or some where public where we can talk and get to know each other.

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