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ZackOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Zack. I am never married atheist caucasian man without kids from Franklinville, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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RavenOffline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Hey There "Ladies",That is one sweet quad you got between your legs, right.I must say that was quiet brave of you to let your cousin jimmies ex wifes' step-cousin practice his new career of choice "tatoo artist" on your shoulder/back/midriff.Word to the wise: When posing w/ your now ex-boyfriends hand gun/assault weapon/heavey artillary it is customary to remove your finger from the trigger.happy hunting! -- Bowling, Hike/walk, coffee
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TaeganOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
9 things I hate about everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too," Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short," What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?here is a fun fact, the vibrator was first used in the ***'s for medicinal reasons to treat female hysteria. (it obviously only added to the problem) lets switch roles. i wouldn't mind playing the female for once. its about time someone gets me drunk, maybe smokes a little, and who knows.... someone might be getting lucky.