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EstherOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hello.Ok, apparently I am a woman with a brain....kinda an oxymoron I know........the dating selection in the valley SUCKS BALLS....1) I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.2) I may be a robot, but its not likely unless it has invaded my brain which the likelihood of that reality is like the likelihood of a Democratic President trying to start war in the middle east....Oh wait......3) I see a red door and I want it painted black.4) If I believed in a Higher Power, it would have to be the god of Music....but at the present I am a quasi pseudo humanist.5) I swear way too damn much (But I look cute doing it, teehee***I LOVE lists7) I hate that I love lists8) A Whiter Shade of Pale is the most f*cking amazing song ever in the history of EVER...and if you don't agree u are kinda retarded. Oh and The Beatles Rubber Soul is the best album of all time. Word9) I believe in gender roles quite a bit......I'm kind of old fashioned, I think men are the breadwinners and women belong in the kitchen. ***I work Full Time, as should you...and have at LEAST an Associates Degree. ***I don't have any children (None that I know of anyway***In between working FT as a nurse, I take care of my mom who is dying from cancer. I have learned that life is about the moments you make time for and the fun and joy you can find even in the most darkest times....oh and learning to be the comforter to your mom REALLY makes you grow up.***Not meaning u are to rescue me, HARDLY. Just understand where I am at in my life, and whether or not you can handle the pretty emotional times I am having and will have as my mom's caregiver.***Spent my 20s partying way too damn much, so if you are in that party mentality, it wont work.;...but not for an unborn goat....u gotta draw the line somewhere.***pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small,....and the tiny blue pill makes MANY women happy.***Everytime an unborn canine does, Jesus cries. Lets stop the insanity people***My big goal in life is to be a successful author, the US version of JK Rowling....only with talent***was kinda ****y, blame it on 18. Jesus has that effect on me***I kinda have ADD which means.....ohh look a shiny penny on the floor. Woohoo I can retire now.***Well, you can rock it, you can roll it, do the slop and even Stroll it at the hop***Lucky you, because I have a dead father you will never have to meet him. Go you!!***I confess....I listen to Britney Spears autotuned music.***Freaking Tosh.0 is awesome***I'm girly enough NOT to enjoy camping, but if I like u enough, I will stay at a hotel while u do the whole tent experience. And if I really like you, I may try it once and then hate you for the rest of your life. So try not to let me really like you, mmkay?***Appearance and physical chemistry DO matter....otherwise its called friendship. ***U better dance, or be willing to try....especially if you want this non camping girl to camp with you....then u better dance and pretend u like it....but bonus points to those who would actually like to take salsa or other latin dance classes with me.***Big Confession.....I like animals way more than I like people.***I enjoy my profession where I truly help those who are most in need....but many times I truly enjoy that glass of Alcohol after work more than anything else.***I really don't drink much and I can get drunk on apple cider (true story***Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah! GaGa-oo-la-la!Ohh and yes I DO have teeth. Ok? Spent tons of money on them with the whole braces deal when I was 15. Why I don't smile in pictures...ummm I am smiling. I just personally dont like the look of cheesy toothy grins for myself and for those of you with teeth fetishes, get a normal one like feet or fur k?
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EveOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I think i'm a very compassionate and thoughtful person, and am looking for someone to be the same towards me. I'm outgoing and like to make people laugh. I consider myself to be a strong and self sufficient woman. I like to get involved with different charities when I have time.I have the most wonderful little 5yr old boy who gets his humor from his momma. He is my number 1 and my life is tailored around him, however, he spends time with his dad, so I do have free time. I get the best of both worlds, I get to be a mom and I get time to do things for myself. In my free time I am open for anything and will try anything once. I went skydiving in may. But with family and friends i enjoy bbqs and hanging out. Give me some bags, horseshoes or a bowling ball and you better watch out! Jk, I'm terrible, but I enjoy it.I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason and my experiences have brought me to where I am now. I don't need a man, but would like to have a companion, best friend and lover. I am a true romantic at heart. I'm looking for a chivalrous and intelligent guy who is motivated, goal driven, family oriented and has compassion for others. I have a witty sense of humor and can appreciate someone who laughs at my jokes. If you like to cook, that is a bonus, but I can lay down a few good meals.Ultimately, if you are looking for a good intelligent woman with a good heart, here I am.
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JoyOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I am a cute single fun loving girl. I love yoga and being by the beach. I am looking for someone to spend time with, having fun and build a relationship. I love meeting new people. I have two boys they are 15 and 16 years old so that leaves me with plenty of time to socialize. I enjoy life and believe in karma and hate drama. I like to try new things and I would love for you to show me. Send me a message if you want to chat. Please have a picture !! The depends on the people. I like patios for drinks, walks by water and anywhere quiet so I can get to know you.