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Denise, 32

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About Me

Hobbies, watching people pick their nose and wonder when the nasal passageways will collapse. Pondering if while having anal sex if tapeworms feel it too. My goals are the basic be the best mother/wife/superhero/spider kill I can be. My back itches right now so typing this is hard while trying to itch my itch. Omg, new update. I have horrible heart burn. Smh, sad I know. Let's go be insane. Picnic on the Kinzua Bridge, lets go to a play ground and see how dizzy we can make each other. Or let's go help out at a soup kitchen.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Adriana

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    LISTEN UP CRAZIES!!!!NO GAMES, NO LIES, NO BOOTY CALLS!!!! Dont need another D-bag!!!! About me: Im real, brutally honest, sarcastic, free spirited, fun, responsible. If im not working I spend a lot of my time taking my kiddos to every sport all year round. I do volunteer work and like staying busy but I enjoy relaxing and watching sports or espn!! I love football(GO COLTS!)love baseball, and college basketball. Im tired of being taken advantage of or a mother to a grown man. (PUT UP WITH THAT AND WONT DO IT AGAIN!!) I work in Cardiology and travel with the Doctors and love it! I love all types of music (ALL TYPES!) I love trying new things and I love being outdoors! Im a girly girl who has more fun just hang with the boys (I dont mind gettin muddy and I can bait my own hook. ;) lol. I want a man who is independent, responsible, honest,a sense of humor IS A MUST, and one who IS NOT INTO PLAYING STUPID GAMES!!!!!. IMPORTANT***Please if you still have a thing for your ex***or your idea of dating means you go out with a new chic every other night and have sex with each one then want to call me and fit me in somewhere DONT BOTHER. Im looking for a fun time out NOT herpes, warts or Hepatitis. Oh heres another thing....Don't bother if you are any of these:If all u need is a beer and a drinking buddy Im not for u!!!! A cheat or playerA slob or LazyOld enough to be my grandpa!! If your picture is of u giving the finger or holding your junk in your hand...move alongLooking for a piece of ass or all you wanna talk about is sex (please NO pictures of your crotch!)If you dont like kids just go on. I have kids and Im keeping them!If your a crazy stalker, have ever had a restraining order against you or you find yourself driving by my house numerous times "JUST TO SEE WHAT IM UP TO"....If you are a raging alcoholic or drug addict. If you HAVE A HOUSE ARREST ANKLE BRACELET ON!!!If you still live at your parents house.IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO IS SKINNY!!! Im no hippo but Im not anorexic!If your married, have a girlfriend or have crazy ex's that like to start sh*t all the time.If you have a load of drama!!!!!!If you have no sense of humorIf you work at a gas station, fast food restaurant or cant keep any job for more than a month.THIS IS BIG: IF YOUR MISSING TEETH, THEY ARE ROTTED OR GRINDED DOWN FROM DRUGS OR THEY ARE JUST AWFUL TO LOOK AT PLS DONT BOTHER!! IM BIG ON TEETH!If you have man boobs (Moobs). sorry its not that your not a good person its just not my thing! loland most of all IF YOUR PICTURES ON HERE ARE OF YOU HOLDING A WAD OF CASH AND THROWING UP THE "IM A WANNA BE GANSTER" SIGN OR SHIRTLESS TAKING A PICTURES OF YOUR MUSCLES IN THE MIRROR PLS KEEP SEARCHIN. Did I leave anything out? lol Sorry if I sound picky but ya gotta be a little right!! ALSO if my profile pissed you off and didnt make you laugh a little then dont send me an *** about how im a **** and never find anyone bla bla bla...find a sense of humor pls. Just hanging out. I have fun wherever Im at.

  • Letitia

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Laid back but take charge woman. When it comes to meeting someone I am a little shy, after I get to know you my personality is pretty much awesome. I am a hard worker. I have two beautiful children ***boy and 1 girl ), they are the air I breathe. I am looking to date. Im so sick of fake ass people on here be real.im not into this playing games. I have bee lied to and hurt to many times be a dam.man.if u don't like my pics don't write. If we talk and u don't like me u don't have to block me im not one to keep writing. Surprise me !

  • Eula

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I'm recently divorced and am just trying this to see where it may go..I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking for but I've got a pretty good idea. I'm am a hardWorking, honest, FUN, and funny person that enjoys camping, bonfires, sports, and other outdoor activities. I enjoy spending time with my friends and family the most but don't get me wrong this girl loves ***time with a romantic man too :) Can't wait to meet the right man! Don't be shy! Send a message :)I will not respond if you don't have any pictures attached... I've always thought a first date would be fun at Action City. Just riding go carts and playing games, then off to somewhere quiet to talk

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