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Not a whole lot apparently!Hopefully someone can help me! I seem to have posted that I am looking to *** random strangers somewhere on my profile. But crazy i can't seem to find it! Seriously though, when i say i want to date but nothing serious or that I'm looking to make friends and new memories that does not mean i want to meet u at a motel, your moms house, or the back seat of your friends car that you borrowed. Date does not equal *** in my world, if u can't spare time for even a cup of coffee u don't have enough time to make sex anything but a joke. I apologize for sounding like a complete **** but i think i may lose it if i get another *** s quick ****. I am honestly not looking for serious i right now some of you may have actually gotten laid had you treated like a person *** something to use and throw away.!Im just looking to meet some new people and hopefully have a good time share some. Laughs, make. Some memoriesOk seriously WTF is wrong with people i kinda felt bad about the update to my profile cause it was ****y....until the first message I read (written before i updated) was from some ***hole who was pissed i didn't read and respond to his message quick enough! Bro..seriously life exists off the holy meetville website. Some of us are busy with jobs and friends and a life...but regardless insulting a woman is not gonna get you anything but home alone with some lotion. Date? What's is this date you speak of?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Madeleine

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Don't hit the meet me button and not message me, honestly it's a free site !.. Hmm which is more dangerous ? I love attention but I'm not self centered, I spoil my friends as much as I spoil my dog. Who does that ? I am very positive and when things go bad I tend to *** situation or just run away from it. I have been very lucky to have been able to travel the world so young and have met so many amazing people. I live life to the fullest and yes I still hit da clubs once in awhile but I can also stay home. I like a good glass of wine ,attending restaurant openings and building memories. I walk away when those sad dog commercials come on and laugh at the insurance commercials. I'm a little saucy and can be a bit sarcastic but it's a funny sarcasm. I need a guy who won't send me crude pictures after our first date ,has all of his teeth and can hold a conversation if you can make me laugh I will make you laugh. i hate cats and refuse to date a guy who owns a cat, sorry but guys who own cats are weird. i cant stand dirty kitchens, screaming metal music or the lawn guys coming at 7am on a saturday. I want a guy with class sorry but that's how I work a good family and a dog man. Must love dogs ! How cliche is that ? Yes guys I'm short please don't remind me and then tell me you will break me ... I mean really ??? Yes I have tattoos but guess what tattoos are sexy I'm educated , fun and will probably amaze you with stories. have any questions just send me an e-mail . If i had my choice i would love to be a stay at home wife and care for my husband yes that is so cliche but i love to cook and clean and make the other person happy. i wish i could afford my dream car maybe one day i will get it. and If you cross me on our first date I WIll kick you in the nuts ... Just saying. So far most of you have had to be blocked . Have a wonderful day Coffee dinner mini golf or a sports game where I can kick your ass in shuffle board.

  • Bessie

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I try my best to be good at a variety of different things rather than exerting all of my energy towards one aspect of my life. Search for energetic person, who hasn’t yet got tired of fun.

  • Cristina

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    The most wonderful notion of knowing what you need romantically.No longer do you go open eyed into every encounter you have with an attractive member of the opposite sex. *** stand armed with a checklist of things that are necessary, unnecessary or forgivable.First, forgive me for all my romantic ideals, for my commands. I just want someone to challenge me, as well as meet and overcome all the mental obstacles I build around my heart. I demand, I desire, I deny. I am a Rubik’s cube of romantic opportunity. I am all intentions, I have plans, I have plans about plans. I will fight, grab and want. I need for you to do the same. Do not tell me you don’t know, tell me what you want. Tell me you want for nothing. Tell me that it is working, or it isn’t. I can’t read you mind, so I say what’s on mine. Blunt, perhaps. Or maybe I just know that moments are precious and if I have expectations then I won’t spend trying to find out what I want. Or finding out you don’t really want me. Fight for me. I want a confidante. I want someone who will grab me up and laugh loudly with me. Be foolish with me. Touch my elbow, or arm. Let me know that you, like me, sometimes just have to reach out and touch. Double check, that this, us, is as real as it’ll ever be. I don’t want the moon, don’t throw a lasso over it and bring it to my door. Don’t bring a boombox under my window. Don’t even pick me up after my sister’Just indulge me on my silly requests. Get my jokes, even when they are horrid. Understand me. Listen to my music. Kiss me often. Do something with me. Let’s build something, or make something. Hell, let’s invent something. I just want it to be about challenging each other, or understanding the horrible days. Let me cry, I am not pleasant nor pretty when I am snotty and weepy, but just let me get it out. Love my pets. Get along with animals, if you don’t I just may have to kick you to the curb. Unconditional love from an animal is something a lot of people don’t understand, but a hell of a lot of people do. I will cook for you, I will come home from a long day and throw on some sweats and botch. I will try to be positive. Our lives are not a J.Crew weekend Lookbooks. I am not always beautiful in the morning; usually I am not, in fact.I am sarcastic. I am sassy, when need be. I will stand up for what I believe. I will fight my own fights. But you having my back is always nice.I drink beer, and please don’ I drink tequila. I eat meat. I devour salads. I dance, enthusiastically and wildly. I want to have a garden. I don’t want to have more kids until I am emotionally, and financially ready. I want to fall head over heels and yet I don’t want to give up my independence.I call it romantic despair, and it really just gets more despairing. Honestly, I know you, sir, are out there. I know. I feel it when I finish books like The Age of Innocence, I know that once I find you, or you find me, or we are thrown together by the universe that it won’t be perfect. It will be hard, and work. I can’t wait, though because once you get to know me you know if I want something, really really want something, I work damn hard to get it, or as close as I can get.

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