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Lauren, 25
United States, New Jersey, Bayonne

Offline, last seen Wed, 17 Sep 2025 21:57:39

About Me

I`m going to be pretty straight forward in this message- if you don't like it move on...I`m witty, sassy and extremely funny. I need someone who can make me laugh! 90% of my day is spent smiling the way I see it is we only have one life and 24 hours in a day so lets make them the best out of our 24 hours (being a grumpy prick gets you nowhere :)I`m looking for someone who makes me laugh. Someone who will watch hockey with me (GO HABS GO...Leafs suck) I want a guy who isnt afraid to hold his own or express his opinions....you know smack a **** when needed...kidding(kinda :P)I Don`t want no lance romance bullshit, where you try to pull out all the sly guy lines- were both here for the same thing, So beat it with that.I want someone funny, but not someone who has to try to be funny.This guy must be a sports fan ( Hockey.No needy guys.Now a little about me;I grew up with all jock boys and always seemed to have a weakness for them. Im not sure what it is about their mullets, no teeth,dirty statches, and sarcasm that get to me but they definitely hit home. Im very down to earth I dont like Drama so if you have a babies momma or crazy ex gf or even crazy stalker that might hunt me down save it for someone who wants that kinda excitement in their lives so that means... beat itttttttttttttttt.....People who know me or even come into contact with me will tell you I'm always smiling or laughing becuase i try to make the best out of every situation, so if your a debbie the downer and im not getting paid to listen to your problems beat it. i dont need your negativity.so let me sum it all up for you just fresh off the prison yard and looking for some action.........Kidding. For real though I just want a guy who is simple,cute and funny. Dont try to hard to be someone your not. Be yourself and i`ll accept you as is and if it doesn`t work recast that line ;) Beer and Hockey would be an Ideal number one date but i`d settle for Mcdonalds;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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