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TamikaOnline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I'm not really good at writing "about me" sections because I feel like I might have a deluded perception of myself, so I'll just share some straight up FACTS about myself: I'm extremely sarcastic. I'm sarcastic to the point where people think I'm just an ***hole with no personality.....which very well could be the case but I'll let you decide. I'm extremely awkward in one-on-one settings if I haven't warmed up to you (unless I've been drinking then HEY let me tell you my life story). I'll probably just make weird sounds and not make any sort of eye contact with you.However, if I'm in a group setting with people I know, I'll be the most outgoing, weirdest person you've ever met.There are other things I could share but quite frankly I'm already bored writing this and I'm sure you're bored reading it so I'll leave it at that.I will not respond back to any of the following messages:"Hey""Hi" "Hey there""What's up""You're beautiful""I love your eyes""I love your smile" "How are you?"But I do love bbc and snuggies. So if you have one or both then it's a done deal. I love to get drunk and do whatever I'm told, as a woman should. I believe in the bible and won't put out because it's bad manors. however, I don't like to wear underwear and I like to think I know the lyrics to songs but have no idea. I can only dance when it comes to grinding on someone with my mouth. I would dance normally but I have arthritis at 23. So my movements are severely diminished and I have to communicate mostly in grunts. Something fun like the zoo or the science center or mini golf or wine tasting. I hate the typical "dinner and a movies" dates. Sitting in a restaurant trying to scramble up enough questions to keep the conversation going as you look around everywhere but your date doesn't sound fun...either does sitting next to someone you barely know for 2 hours not talking to them and the only thing running through your mind is "this is so awkward" or "I wonder what they would do if I touched them".If you want to go rock climbing or sky diving id be down, that'd be a crazy rush and I'd love it.
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DionneOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I believe in living a good honest life. Hopefully see how this online dating goes. I would like a partner who likes to show affection, has a great sense of humor, for whom making time together a priority.