SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Robbi
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Lets all face it. Dating sucks. You get all dressed up, super nervous, maybe a couple of anxiety attacks, throw up....and that's all before the door bell rings, and you meet this person face to face for the very first time. It takes exactly 5 seconds to realize that all the drama you put yourself through before that moment was worthless, because you have no plans to ever see this person again. They are not what you wanted or expected, and now you have to deal with going out? The phrase "lets just be friends", is a mood killer for everyone. Its someone's way of letting you off the hook "easily". The problem with online dating, is that the only thing you have to go on are pictures. Nobody is real. Everyone puts their best pics on their profiles, so generally what you see isn't what you get unless you are prepared to give that date twenty minutes alone in the bathroom mirror so they can find the best part of themselves before facing you again.Yet, after countless failed dates, I find myself trying this again. Hoping for a slight moment in time that there is maybe even one person out there for me. Why am I single? Because no one has been good enough? Because Im an ***hole? Who knows. I say what I mean and mean what I say, because I never want someone to accuse me of being someone I am not. I don't like flowers. I don't own jewelry. I don't need "stuff". What I do want however, is to finally finally find my true love. True love you say? Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Why not! I am a single parent of one child. She is almost 4. I am 33, turning 34. My longest relationship has been a year. And I have had 2 of them. Not a lot. You see, I don't need a man. I want a man. But I want a real man. No lies. No bullshit. Just truth. I like clean cut, work hard, play hard type of men. Someone who is romantic, and can actually love. I will love you until my heart explodes. I want that in return. Im not looking for sex. That comes after commitment. Lots of it!!!!! I don't care about age. Yes, I do care about looks...Im human.What do I like to do? Ill show you during football season. Nothing like a little friendly competition.....(its not really friendly, just my attempt at luring you in)If you have made it through my profile, please, send an *** do you have to lose? I mean we are already all online dating....haha. 5 minutes. Meet somewhere near my house, so that I can come straight home and drink a martini after deciding that I don't want to talk to you again...haha.OR after those 5 minutes, go do something fun. I like to laugh until I pee myself. All about the class baby.
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Ariane
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I’m a bit of a neat freak. I don’t like clutter. I’m a bit stubborn…okay I’m a lot stubborn. I can deal with anything as long as I understand it. I’m a very black and white person…gray scares me. I’m overly organized. I’m a “forecast” worrier, I worry about everything even when there really is no need. Failure scares me (SNAKES too). My favorite scent is freshly washed sheets. I love rainy days (when there is nothing I need to be doing). The ocean amazes me and calms me down. I hate horror movies. I can’t drink beer…it tastes bad! I don’t eat red meat and I haven’t in over 15 years (I’m not on a mission to save the cows, I just don’t like it). I tend to think with my heart and not my head…that will get you into trouble. I love to travel but not so much by car. I get bored easily. I don’t get mad easily but I have a hell of a temper if you cross me. I forgive easily but I never forget. I believe in karma but I really think it’s my mom’s voice in my head telling me to do the right thing. I trip over my own feet regularly. I bruise easily. I smile all the time, even when I have no idea what is going on. I get confused easily. I have trouble with directions. Left and right completely confuse me (I actually have to stop and think about it). I’m funny…most of the time. I have to sleep with lots of blankets and pillows. I hate being cold. Oh and I am extremely sarcastic.
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Siena
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Moved down to FL from NY in '99. I have a full time job, live on my own with my 2 dogs. I'm very active in crossfit and go 6 times a weekI love animals and spending time with my family..I make the best of every situation and love laughing and having a good time. I believe that once a cheater always a cheater and karma really is a ****!I'm looking for someone who likes to workout, cook, and spend most nights in rather than out. Looking forward to our conversations.. I'll let you decide =0