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Juliette
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
..I was tired of my lifeI've been single too longLike a worn-out recordingOf my favorite songSo while I lay there thinkingI wrote this add for mefor the personal columnsI hope it doesn't come back to bite meIf you like Patron tequilaAnd lounging under the sunIf you're not into video gamesIf you have half a brainIf you are Age ***with no kidsAnd you have goals and a careerIf you are loyal and honestAnd you can handle your beerIf you can make a mean cup of coffee And can clean n' jerk plus snatchIf you can keep up with me?I will rock your world, I'm a great catch!If you like making love at midnightAnd if you don’’t hurt to be buffFavorite pastimes?Do you cook?Have tattoos?Be honest and true.Tell me why you’re a winnerYour shoe size and heightSend me your ***’ll tell you what I thinkNo pot heads or chain smokersNo bunk beads or couchesCan’t live with the ‘rentsCome-on its common senseNo psycho ex girlfriendsNo current girlfriendsSorry boys- it’s a mustA college degree a plus!(List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this position)Extra credit: Write me a love letter: *if you made it this far, kudos to you! This is a song I re-wrote the lyrics to. Let's be honest:I need to be attracted to you physically. I will receive your message, look first at your photos, then decide if I am interested enough to read your message and then read your profile. I expect you did the same when you looked at my profile. I am not here to waste anyone's time or offend you, and I hope everyone finds what they are looking for. I may be interested but didn't have time at that moment to write back. I am a busy girl and will get to it when I have time. Happy fishing!*If you don't take good photos, hire a professional. First imperessions are important. Cheers
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Katherine
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi :)I'm Ellen. I'm kind of a bubbly, quirky girl with a sarcastic sense of humor.On a day to day basis, I prefer a quiet night in, making dinner, watching a movie, but every now and then I like to go out. I'm always up for new things. Killer, but I did it!! I've been sky diving, hang gliding, scuba diving in the past. I love to cook and bake, I'm pretty good, far from professional tho. Haven't found much time lately for new creations. Maybe we can change that :)The boring... I went to medical school in the Caribbean on a tiny island no one has ever heard of and lived there for 16 months. Oh boy do I have horror stories from "the island"! I graduated in ***, took a year off to do some medical research. Right now I work as a NYC Paramedic until residency begins.Ask me anything else you want to know. I'd love to hear from you :) Okay, it's getting warm out again. Low key, chance to talk.
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Lorraine
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I have a wonderful life and want to share it with a great person. I'm really down to earth, love to joke and be sarcastic. I like spending time reading, being with family and friends. I go camping, fishing, and love to go kayaking when I can. I work 2 jobs so I love anything to get me outside. My friends know me as genuine and honest and I'm looking for the same. I would like someone to spend the evenings with to talk over each others days, someone to have fun with and make memories. I'm waiting for someone to actually be honest and true to his word.