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JulietteOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
..I was tired of my lifeI've been single too longLike a worn-out recordingOf my favorite songSo while I lay there thinkingI wrote this add for mefor the personal columnsI hope it doesn't come back to bite meIf you like Patron tequilaAnd lounging under the sunIf you're not into video gamesIf you have half a brainIf you are Age ***with no kidsAnd you have goals and a careerIf you are loyal and honestAnd you can handle your beerIf you can make a mean cup of coffee And can clean n' jerk plus snatchIf you can keep up with me?I will rock your world, I'm a great catch!If you like making love at midnightAnd if you don’’t hurt to be buffFavorite pastimes?Do you cook?Have tattoos?Be honest and true.Tell me why you’re a winnerYour shoe size and heightSend me your ***’ll tell you what I thinkNo pot heads or chain smokersNo bunk beads or couchesCan’t live with the ‘rentsCome-on its common senseNo psycho ex girlfriendsNo current girlfriendsSorry boys- it’s a mustA college degree a plus!(List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this position)Extra credit: Write me a love letter: *if you made it this far, kudos to you! This is a song I re-wrote the lyrics to. Let's be honest:I need to be attracted to you physically. I will receive your message, look first at your photos, then decide if I am interested enough to read your message and then read your profile. I expect you did the same when you looked at my profile. I am not here to waste anyone's time or offend you, and I hope everyone finds what they are looking for. I may be interested but didn't have time at that moment to write back. I am a busy girl and will get to it when I have time. Happy fishing!*If you don't take good photos, hire a professional. First imperessions are important. Cheers
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JennieOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I like to go out or stay in. I can hang with the girls and the boys. I'm educated and employed. I love taking care of those who are important to me! I'm opinionated and honest. I like to bust chops and mess around but I know when to be serious. I don't sugar coat anything but I'm certainly not mean. I prefer to keep it real. If that's intimidating to you, so be it. I'm too old for childish games. **I've lost alot of weight and I work hard to keep progressing but I will always be thick. Women should have curves!**Here is where I get blunt: Work on those manners! Behave like a human and not an animal!If you don't have a car or a job.. Keep on fishin! If you have a whole school of children and don't take any responsibility, keep it movin! If your teeth have rotted and you have poor hygeine ...don't even bother. Also, if you decide at some point that you're not interested or you find someone else, SAY SO. Disappearing or pulling away is cowardly and makes you look bad. Just sayin.Alla Prossima! Something low key and cool... Coffee or drinks..
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PaulineOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I am thirty years old. I have been a cosmetologist for about 11 years. I love my career. I have a 4 year old son. I am easy to get along with, funny, sarcastic, and very positive. I love movies, music, hanging out, watching some sports. Nothing matters more to me than my son and his happiness. I can have fun hanging out at home or going out. I am grateful for this life and am excited to see where it takes me.