• Arnaudville
• Louisiana
• United States

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Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 27-47

Hi! My name is Lancejamesiiii. I am separated catholic caucasian man with kids from Arnaudville, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Arnaudville
• Louisiana
• United States

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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30

Hi! My name is Damienboudwin. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Arnaudville, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Arnaudville
• Louisiana
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Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49

Are you a smart, fun, sexy woman who’d like to finally meet a cool, normal guy? If so, you and I might just get along. Read on and let’s find out together…First, a little about me. I’m 42 years old, fit, fun, interesting, and a successful small business owner with a wickedly smart brain and well developed sense of sarcastic humor. I’ll make you laugh in spite of yourself, even when you know you shouldn’t. I’m a master at innuendo, witty sayings and comebacks, with a lightning fast mind and razor sharp tongue (you’re welcome to test me on this, if you think you can put me in my place).You might even call me an arrogant jerk, the kind you love to hate, but then wind up hating yourself for loving. But that’s OK, the risk is most certainly worth the reward. Lookit, I’m a normal guy. I like NFL football, big steaks, money, lifting heavy weights, off color jokes and funny stories, sexy women, fast cars, giant TV’s and all the other things that make life worth living. I don’t have any emotional issues, crazy ex- I am, in short, drama free, and I intend to stay that way. I must be different than most other men because I’m actually pretty happy and had a great childhood.What you won’t get from me is an endless barrage of text messages, moronic pictures of private parts, the obligatory abs in the bathroom mirror shot, one word messages proclaiming “yur hot,” or any of the other nonsense I understand is prevalent on these dating sites.Why am I on here, you ask? The answer is simple: it’s a way for me to meet a great woman I might not meet anywhere else, nothing more, nothing less. I am a man open to new experiences, and this certainly is one of them.So, you ask, what kind of woman am I looking for? Well, I happen to like the company of very intelligent, fit, uncommonly sexy women who other men find “intimidating.” Height doesn’t matter (I’ve dated tall and short women), and age really isn’t that much of an issue to me. But fitness IS important to me, so if you don’t work out or keep in shape, please pass.I also like sweet, fun, sexy women with a sparkle in their eye that turns to fire when the time is right, and who have amazing “energy.” If men tell you that you have “great energy,” then you and I will get along just fine.OK, let’s talk about what I’m not looking for, because this is important. If you’re frightened of luxury and nice places, you and I are not destined to get along. I can’t abide show-off’s who throw money around, but neither do I like people who revel in cheapness. Life is meant to be fully enjoyed, and I mean to fully enjoy it. However, that does not mean indulging in destructive behavior…I want to keep what I have. So, if you drink excessively or do any kind of drugs whatsoever, you’re not for me—it’s never ***time at my place. Ever. However, if you hate drinking, you’re not for me either… I happen to appreciate good wine, fine whiskey, and expensive cigars, all in moderation (it's cool if you don't drink, just can't stand moralizers). And while I’m not interested in total sluts who hook up with a different man every day, neither am I interested in prudes—I get along with women who have a healthy appreciation for the “physical things” in life. Age is not especially important to me, but I find I get along well with women 30 and above who have some life experience, although if you’re younger and mature for your age, I’m certainly open to making an exception. Do I sound like your kind of guy? If so, then here’s what to do next: send me a message, tell me some cool things about yourself, test my claim of a quick and witty mind, and we’ll see what happens next. Oh, and while I am certainly the kind of guy who will make the first move to initiate contact with an attractive woman, there is simply no way I can browse all of the profiles on here (there are a lot of them). So, if you think I sound interested, just send me a quick "hey," and I'll take it from there, even if you're the kind of woman who likes the man to make the first move. I may never see your profile otherwise, and it'd be a shame to potentially miss out on something great that could have been started by one word... Something cool. Something very cool.