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Alisha, 29

Offline, last seen Wed, 08 May 2024 11:48:08

About Me

I really dont know what to put here.There's a lot to say, but not really. I have a pretty good sense of humor and I'm looking for someone to laugh with.what ever happens, happens though.A termite walks into a bar and asks, " Is the bar tender here?"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Brenda

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    Hi. I'm Megan. I'm 25 years old. I am a server at logans roadhouse and work for rjs smokehouse at mud muckers once a month :) . I drive a 99 f***lifted :) I have 10 tattoos. I'm defenitely a country girl for sure. I love anything outdoors, beach, Mudding, bonfires, fishing. I'm always up for anything.

  • Katrina

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Being from the East Coast, I have a pretty dry and sarcastic sense of humor. I also tend to be a little bit blunt. If you don't like it, I'm sorry. My profile says that I'm a few extra pounds and right now, I am. However, in the past 3 months, I've lost about 42 pounds. I now go to the gym 6 days a week. So if you want to base your decision of whether or not you would like to talk to me on the fact that I'm kinda chubby, go right ahead. While I'll be able to lose the weight (and plan on doing so), shallowness is a quality that you probably won't be able to lose. I'm into all kinds of stuff, including sports, music (I love Lady Gaga and dance music, but I'm into all types of stuff, everything from The Smiths and Nina Simone to Carole King and A Tribe Called Quest- I'm also a damn good cook. I have fantastic friends, a great job and an apartment in downtown Sac. I'm looking for someone goal oriented, a guy who is a good dancer and a great kisser. I also need someone who doesn't get jealous, because most of my friends are guys and they are extremely important to me.I'm a diehard Eagles and Phillies fan, love "; and "The Tudors" and read quite a bit. I'd consider myself very intelligent and can hold a decent conversation. I don't really expect much from this website, so please, feel free to exceed any of my expectations. :)Oh-my profile has the wrong age listed for me and unfortunately I can't change it. I am 33. I do not look it or act it. I tend to be attracted to guys around my age but recently have dated guys a lot younger than me. I apologize if it seems like I'm misleading anyone with my listed age. Well, if it's during baseball season, there's nothing better than going to a baseball game and having a beer, soft pretzel and good conversation between innings. :)

  • Tammi

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    Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

    Not to be harsh but the first bit is some house keeping things that keep you and I from wasting both of our time, so I may come off mean but bare with me. -No I won't give you my cell, meet up with you until I am comfortable with you and certain I am making a good decision. If you pressure me I will not respond. I don't trade pics or hook up and respect is #1. If you can't be consistent, carry a conversation, or reply within a day or so I get highly impatient and the odds are I will remove your thread and save us both the trouble. I'm 23 years old and figuring out life. I'm not looking for "older guys" so if you're old enough to be my dad then we can talk but I'm sorry I'm not interested in romance. I am NOT INTERESTED IF YOU HAVE KIDS, I'm sorry, but I'm looking to share that experience with someone, my first and theirs. I am also not interested in druggies or potheads, I have a professional career and cannot be around that, and quite frankly I'm looking for a higher caliber of person. I'm not a big drinker, so the heavy drinkers might want to keep walking. What do I do in my spare time? I like to draw, paint, and craft things in general, as well as photography on a amature level. I enjoy lots of types of music, rock, rap, dubstep, electronic, disco, hiphop, r&b, pop, and a very tiny selection of country music. What am I like? Face to face, I am fairly quiet person around new people, and once I get to know people and feel comfortable the firecracker comes out. I'm a quick learner and actually have some depth to me. I can be right much of a smart ass, and if you come across this you should smile because I'm playing and humored. This being said, if you treat me right, I can be the sweetest gal. If you are into the Zodiac, I am a Scorpio through and through. Are you curious how to get on my good side, catch my attention, and keep me responding? Listen very closely. I appreciate good grammar, pleasant conversation, being treated like a lady, and occasional light flirting never hurt anyone. If you come at me with broken English, thug talk or whatever your excuse if for being too lazy to speak intelligently, I WILL NOT respond. If you are too *** show a woman she's worth a decent conversation, then I simply don't have time to even acknowledge you. One word first messages? Yeah, clearly you aren't interested enough to try, so I will more than likely reciprocate the lack of interest. What happens if we get chatting and I disappear? There is a chance that I have lost interest, which makes it difficult to find things to say in response, but sometimes I get busy just like everyone else, so if it's a day or so please send me something, my phone occasionally "reads" things for me. I hope to find some really cool people here, and maybe even the one. Please feel free come and say hi. If you don't feel that messages on here are "fast enough" then my ***, please let me know who you are here as well so I can read about you too! I look forward to hearing from you =) I am incredibly shy for a while, so somewhere that would break the ice is always fun. ArcadesWalksHaunted houses (twisted I know but my birthday is Halloween)Roller skating Just a few for starters

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