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Candice, 29

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About Me

I am one sarcastic lady. No, this doesn't imply I like being mean and having other people be mean to me. Quite the opposite actually. I enjoy lightening the mood and laughing whenever possible. I realize some personality types do not agree with this, and for those of you who have these personality types, please feel free to not contact me :). I find humor in most anything. Sad people make me sad, and I do not like to be sad. I keep these people far away from me. It seems to me everyone should be trying to make themselves and the people around them feel happy and lighthearted..possibly better then they did before they shared time with you. Sure there are times in life when seriousness and thought provoking depression can help you become a better person, but I am not currently in that state. Life is good for me right now, I would love to keep it that way, and have a partner who could make it even better :). If you think you could be that person please contact me. Also, no booty calls mmmmk? If I wanted some tail I would go to my local watering hole and get some. Kthxbye

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Carol

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Hey, what's up my fellow men??? Lol, enough of the bull shit... Obviously I'm single that's why I'm on such a lovely site like this... However this site is a JOKE & I'm on here to amuse... All a majority of you want is ****, oh hey some of you might actually get lucky.... I have a bi-racial son who is 8 so if you think I'm nasty for ****ing the opposite race get off my profile, I happen to like black & white men... Diversity is nice, should try it some time.... I thought when I 1st started this site that I was on here looking for my "soul mate"lmao, "stupid girl" how naive am I....? Now its whatever, if you message me & I'm attracted to you, than let's chat.... Don't waste my time with random b.s if you do your homework so to speak won't need to ask pointless question, & if I don't get back to you OBVIOUSLY I'm not interested, take a hint. Don't make me block you, :)..... Ya, so I'm looking for someone to kick it with & who knows what else. If we hit it off great, but I don't do FAKE & playa status charming... Come at me real, or don't bother.... Muah, ya all have a great evening/afternoon/morning.... Smiles I'm a woman, the first date I want to be intellectually challenged & surprised...

  • Michelle

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Single mother of a beautiful 8yr old little girl :). I'm not your average girly girl. I drink beer, watch sports & I do burp! Haha! Giants and Yankees! But i do know how to be a lady of course :). Found out another way to a mans heart is threw his stomach. It's also sports & beer :) I can cook and bake :). I also love to sit home and do nothing but relax! Cuddle,movies & dinner sound like a perfect night to me :) I am very big on family. My family & friends mean the world to me! I like going to dinner and movies. I love the summer and going to the beach. I'm open to anything new also. Two things I want to try are snowboarding and sky diving! I tell people how it is. I'm not here for games or hook ups. So don't waste my time if you are! :) Surprise me :)

  • May

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I am just looking for someone I could share a part of myself with. Four years ago I was diagnosed with spinal cancer, it was a life changing experience and I am truly thankful to be cancer free now and loving my life. Going through this type of experience has made me the strong person I am today. I am very glad to be alive and enjoying having my life back. My life is pretty good, No...my life is great!So here is a little about me. I am outgoing and fun and I want someone who loves to laugh. I love football, Go Steelers! I am also a huge Laker fan! I enjoy staying home with good company watching a movie with a glass of wine, just as much as I love getting ready for a night on the town. I have a great sense of humor, so laughing is key with me. I love sunsets by the beach with someone special. I am a very creative person, I love to decorate. I like to spend time with people who make me happy and doing things that I love to do.I am on here to meet a man who is serious about finding that someone special. I want someone who really wants to take the time to get to know me. I would love if he were focused on building something with me, and is not trying to date multiple people. I have a huge heart and don't want to give it away to someone who doesn't make me a priority in their life. So...with this being said, I would love to hear from you! Surprise me

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