SIMILAR PEOPLE
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GaelOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Why you are here:1. You thought I resembled Sloth from Goonies, so your curiosity got the better of you and you clicked on my picture...2. You thought I looked "serious"..oh how wrong you were!3. Your finger slipped, perhaps whilst checking out the hottie in the profile "above" mine.... it happens....I forgive you... ^.^---I heard that one of the best ways to break the ice (other than using a 20 ton penguin) was to open with a joke. So here goes:Why are pirates called pirates?Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!Hey I didn't say it was gonna be a good one, did I?!---International Man of Mystery and master of many useless (and a sprinkling of useful) talents!!I'm not going to fall in to the normal trap of trying to convince you that I'm this and I'm great at that, as I don't like giving you the impression that I'm a piece of meat (or veg!) on the counter and you MUST buy me!! :)Weeelll maybe just a little taster then...I consider myself to be well mannered and old skool (who says chivalry is dead?!). Confident, but also contrastly self-abased and grounded.My so called friends describe me as a "self confessed wise-ass with pretty bad sense of humour"....pretty much spot on!I seem to attract more members of the same sex than that of the fairer. Flattered but in all seriousness...errmm..no thanks!!---What people first notice about me:"Yaaay baldy!""Oh my god, it's Fat Vin Diesel!""Oh my god, is that Omid Djalili?"Things I like1. Bad humour2. Big old cars (to make up for my massively tiny penis...OBVIOUSLY)3. The familiar feeling "when the penny finally drops"4. Laughing so hard you sound like a demented sea lion....5. Thai food... nom6. Android phone...yeah that's right I said Android NOT APPLE! Looks like we may have to throw down over this one... :***On a more serious note (uh-oh!), values that I regard highly are;HonestyConfidenceHumilityGraceMannersHumourChivalry (no it's not dead!)Happy Fishin! ^.^
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WadeOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hello!A few little snippets about me:1. Love sports, particularly tennis and cycling3. Love dogs4. Brew my own ale5. More intelligent than I look!I like a woman who's chilled out, a good laugh and not too easily offended! And if you're going to be so forward as to message me first, then:I love bad jokes, so try and impress me with your worst!And if you could have 1 magic power, what would it be?? :-) Anything fun!
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FedericoOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
Overall, I\'m a happy person with an outgoing personality, who loves spontaneity and sincerity. I\'m looking for long-term happiness which I find develops from acceptance, trust, respect, and empathy.